Who here can find the biggest freakin ants

Mushrooms may work too

 

https://www.antscanada.com/queen-ants-for-sale/

 

Indeed. There's a lesson here.

 

Well that was a little dark.




I mean it's not like he's wanting Sea Monkeys.

 

Did your hands blow up just like two balloons?

 

It is dark lol. But I like history, and it’s always good to be aware of who hand a hand in the final solution, like Bayer for example. Remember that next time you have a headache. Excited about your video, interested to see how dark sea monkeys get.

 

Fascinating.

Dark is an understatement.

 

How many ants do you want? There's some big ass black ants out here that hurt like hell when they bite you. They're not in the neighborhood but when I'm out hiking in the desert I'll see them. If I could get them it'll just he regular ants, I dont know how the hell to get the queen ant.

 

To get a queen is complicated. First, you gotta get in good with a “crew”. Find the weakest ant, exploit his weakness and get him to flip on his homies. Use that shit as leverage, and work your way deeper until you get noticed by a higher up “shot caller” or a tribal leader, depending on how their society is set up. Learn their ways, blend in. Influence is one of your weapons. So is sugar. If you can work the angles, you can get yourself within millimeters of a queen, when that happens have your grab team ready. Leave no witnesses, you don’t want retribution at your doorstep. It’s best to rent a safe house before you even begin, if you have a family.



If they’re 1/4 inch I could just use regular worker/soldiers. Just looking for some big ones, a queen is a bonus and means I could keep the farm for like 15 years.

 

You're giving away the crown jewels here.

 

Reading this thread just raises so many questions.

 

And none of them are ant related.

 

I think it was about 5 years ago, I fished a spider out of the bottom of my pool while cleaning. It had been down there for at least 3 days. Was a rather large one, and I hadn't seen one like it before. I plopped the soggy carcass into a red party cup and went to go google it. Discovered that it was a trapdoor spider! I didn't know we had those in California. Few minutes later... there was a scratching sound coming from the cup. It was alive.

 

Spiders can hold their breath for 72 hours or more.

 

What a interesting thread.....

 

im still waiting to see legit ants

 

Solution is painfully obvious

Fly to Costa Rica. Get to a big tree place. Find ants that look like giant wingless wasps. Insert said ants into rectum. Fly home.

At least that’s what I’d do

Easy peasy