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Who will win in a fight Chris4x4 or Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 06Bluez, Jan 24, 2009.

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Who will win in fight Chris4x4 or Chuck Norris?

  1. Chris4x4

    80 vote(s)
    48.5%

  2. Chuck Norris

    85 vote(s)
    51.5%
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  1. Jan 26, 2009 at 5:50 AM
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    brianr

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    brianr go shit in your hat

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    I got your back buddy.

    besides old "Dino-Norris" needs bi-focals now doesnt he?
     
    brianr, Jan 26, 2009
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  2. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:03 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Not sure. I think he is like Yoda....The older he gets, the more powerfull he becomes. :confused:
     
    chris4x4, Jan 26, 2009
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  3. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:05 AM
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    brianr

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    brianr go shit in your hat

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    dont be silly, "Dino-Norris" is not a Jedi master.


    the older he gets, the more fulnerable he gets to diabetes, alzheimers, etc., diseases that are affecting todays geriatrics!
     
    brianr, Jan 26, 2009
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  4. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:07 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Cool. After he is done kicking my ass, Let me know how you fare against him. :D
     
    chris4x4, Jan 26, 2009
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  5. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:09 AM
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    brianr

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    brianr go shit in your hat

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    I'm gonna let some buckshot fly, and when Im spent...I'll sick Lily on him if hes still moving. (afterall, Dachsies were bred for getting badgers and other rodents COUGH COUGH).
     
    brianr, Jan 26, 2009
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  6. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:10 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    But.......isnt Chuck Norris bullit proof?
     
    chris4x4, Jan 26, 2009
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  7. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:11 AM
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    brianr

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    brianr go shit in your hat

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    let me think about that...











    ummmm. NO.
     
    brianr, Jan 26, 2009
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  8. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:13 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    chris4x4, Jan 26, 2009
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  9. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:15 AM
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  10. Jan 26, 2009 at 11:09 AM
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    nd

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    my prediction.... neither of them show up for the fight. Chris will have effectively set himself on fire and will be in the hospital for 3rd degree burns and halon poisoning. and Chuck will be way too busy beddin all that hot chick ninja cooze he gets to show up for some stupid fight with an accident prone "nobody" (sorry chris)
     
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  11. Jan 26, 2009 at 11:22 AM
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    Based on logic it's obviously a draw.
     
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  12. Jan 26, 2009 at 11:46 AM
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  13. Jan 26, 2009 at 12:21 PM
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  14. Jan 26, 2009 at 12:30 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Np, Buddy..............:confused:
    That just means he has more free time to come and find me.....
     
    chris4x4, Jan 26, 2009
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  15. Jan 26, 2009 at 2:10 PM
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    He's almost 70. He's probably half blind.
     
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  16. Jan 26, 2009 at 2:31 PM
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    Hey may be old and half blind, but his beard is in it's prime!
     
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  17. Jan 26, 2009 at 5:20 PM
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    oh dear...I'll wear a cup next time I leave the house.

    that should keep them together.
     
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  18. Jan 26, 2009 at 5:59 PM
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    Really? He is? But Walker, Texas Ranger was only...holy crap that was like 12 years ago. Wow!
    lol
     
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  19. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:21 PM
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    Chris... it appears that you'll live.
     
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  20. Jan 26, 2009 at 6:24 PM
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    Chuck Norris is a true American hero. He is a manly man's man.

    -posted from Ward 5, NC Mental Instability Clinic
     
    Pster, Jan 26, 2009
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