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Who will win in a fight Chris4x4 or Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 06Bluez, Jan 24, 2009.

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Who will win in fight Chris4x4 or Chuck Norris?

  1. Chris4x4

    80 vote(s)
    48.5%

  2. Chuck Norris

    85 vote(s)
    51.5%
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  1. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:08 PM
    #81
    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I belive he is.........:(
     
    chris4x4, Jan 24, 2009
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  2. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:22 PM
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    Packman73

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    We'll see.
     
    Packman73, Jan 24, 2009
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  3. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:48 PM
    #83
    luk8272

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    I have to say chris also. That just because he is so unpredictable, CN wouldn't know what hit him. A litte absorb All to the face, flaming pepperments, Staples to the cell phone so he couldn't call for help, even if he escapes his horn would blow every time he hits the breaks or uses his signal lights. I mean you just never know what he'll do.
     
    luk8272, Jan 24, 2009
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  4. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:50 PM
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    Ry1984

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    CN can kill to stones with one bird
     
    Ry1984, Jan 24, 2009
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  5. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:51 PM
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    TacoNut

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    TacoNut IgnoringChrisWatchingEdLi veVicariouslyThroughMJP2

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    Sorry Chris, but I think Chcuk Norris can kill you 6 different ways in the time you have to draw on him.....

    Chris4X4 was a good man, painfully struck down, bruised, beaten, burned, mutilated in the prime of his life.
     
    TacoNut, Jan 24, 2009
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  6. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:54 PM
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    Ry1984

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    seriously guys who are we kiddin here. I mean chuck norris's beard alone could whoop all our asses
     
    Ry1984, Jan 24, 2009
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  7. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:58 PM
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    Ghost96Romeo

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    Ghost96Romeo What is the Search Tab for????

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    No way man..... Chris4x4 is about to come find all of you and make you pay!
     
    Ghost96Romeo, Jan 24, 2009
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  8. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:59 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
     
    Delmarva, Jan 24, 2009
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  9. Jan 24, 2009 at 6:03 PM
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    Packman73

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    CN has never smelt my fat Pitbulls fart. I don't think even he could withstand that kind of abuse.
     
    Packman73, Jan 24, 2009
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  10. Jan 24, 2009 at 6:04 PM
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    Ry1984

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    other countries have nuclear weapons. america has chuck norris, texas ranger
     
    Ry1984, Jan 24, 2009
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  11. Jan 24, 2009 at 6:07 PM
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    Delmarva

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    lol... Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
     
    Delmarva, Jan 24, 2009
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  12. Jan 24, 2009 at 6:12 PM
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    ImpulseRed008

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    Chris, your best bet would be to change your name and move to another state so he can't find you.. :D
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jan 24, 2009
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  13. Jan 24, 2009 at 6:14 PM
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    Delmarva

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    You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

    Chuck Norris will always find you.
     
    Delmarva, Jan 24, 2009
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  14. Jan 24, 2009 at 6:17 PM
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    brianr

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    brianr go shit in your hat

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  15. Jan 24, 2009 at 7:26 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Good job - this way Chuck Norris won't have to kill you...

    and Welcome to TW :wave:
     
    Delmarva, Jan 24, 2009
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  16. Jan 24, 2009 at 7:26 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    When Chuck Norris stares at the sun, the sun squints.
     
    Krazie Sj, Jan 24, 2009
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  17. Jan 24, 2009 at 7:34 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Oh, dear god.....
     
    chris4x4, Jan 24, 2009
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  18. Jan 24, 2009 at 7:34 PM
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    rhoppas

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    FYI...Chucks not falling for this... ;)
     
    rhoppas, Jan 24, 2009
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  19. Jan 24, 2009 at 7:35 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Ummmm.......Honey? Watch your show.
     
    chris4x4, Jan 24, 2009
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  20. Jan 24, 2009 at 7:39 PM
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    every morning chris4x4 wakes up has a cup of coffee, reads the paper, goes to the bathroom to take a chuck, wipes his norris, and heads off to help people with their mods.
     
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