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Why are civics like tampons?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by OCTaco, Jun 1, 2010.

  1. Jun 1, 2010 at 10:33 PM
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    OCTaco

    OCTaco [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Why are civics like tampons?
    Because every pussy's got one.

    I heard this today and thought it was funny as hell.
    Does anyone have any other good jokes that bag on other cars/trucks?

    Now to clarify because people are taking this all out of context. I have nothing against civics, I actually really like Honda's they ar very reliable. I used to drive a crx and my girl just sold her 07 civic two weeks ago. All I want is to hear some trash talking on other makes and models is all.

    I love my Taco FTW.
     
  2. Jun 1, 2010 at 10:54 PM
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    m0nster986

    m0nster986 ♥ Emergency Medicine

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    Hey! The import industry would not have become what it is now or was without Hondas.
     
  3. Jun 1, 2010 at 10:55 PM
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    tim920

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    I like some Civics. Ummm..........you failed.
     
  4. Jun 1, 2010 at 10:56 PM
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    HarryTaco

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    I don't get it :confused:
     
  5. Jun 1, 2010 at 10:57 PM
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    1990wade

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    hey now i have a civic to lol...
     
  6. Jun 1, 2010 at 11:10 PM
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    Yeah, I have nothing against Civics. It's only when people dress them up like clown cars is when it gets annoying.
     
  7. Jun 1, 2010 at 11:16 PM
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    Drewboto

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  8. Jun 1, 2010 at 11:17 PM
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    xroller

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    lol.... ricer for the lose.....
     
  9. Jun 1, 2010 at 11:18 PM
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  10. Jun 1, 2010 at 11:35 PM
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    schiz94

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    i like civics. clean close to stock ones. you can make them fast. just dont try to make them "LOOK" fast. thats where everyone goes wrong wrong wrong
     
  11. Jun 1, 2010 at 11:38 PM
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    ya ricer for the lose. I guess we all lose then.
     
  12. Jun 1, 2010 at 11:40 PM
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    i had a 95 2 door. Did a engine swap, lowered. Some other stuff. It was fast and fun to drive also. I miss it
     
  13. Jun 2, 2010 at 12:12 AM
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    KalamaKid

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    same shit as everyone else
    PROUD owner of a Civic here!
     
  14. Jun 2, 2010 at 4:10 AM
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    I love my Honda Del Sol which is basically a civic. Its stock, 130k strong, still on the original clutch, gets 40 mpg, nothing but normal maintenance.... Compliments my Tacoma nicely! :)
     
  15. Jun 2, 2010 at 4:37 AM
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    Civics are excellent daily driver cars.

    It's idiots who rice them out that are the problem. Nothing is stupider than buying the wrong vehicle for the job and then pretending it's the right vehicle for the job. Civics are awesome for DD duty. If you wanted a vehicle to be hellfire at the track, you should've gotten some American muscle.
     
  16. Jun 2, 2010 at 4:49 AM
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  17. Jun 2, 2010 at 4:54 AM
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  18. Jun 2, 2010 at 5:00 AM
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    My old civic was by far the most reliable vehicle I've owned.

    '92 hatch, B16A swap, fully done suspension, fun to drive.

    I'll probably get another one and build it as a track car.

    The original joke has no merit.
     
  19. Jun 2, 2010 at 5:13 AM
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    I got a civic too, it's an awesome car but I prefer my truck cause it's taller and it's manual :D
     
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