Why do people lie about what they paid for a third gen? ... mostly BS thread

I've already put in my Amazon order.

 

Gangs all here.

 

I had a fleshlight in that Amazon order.

 

Here's the Metamucil Vodka Gang

 

Stoya destroya?!

 

Your lying lol

 

I'm the short one. As usual.

 

He is lying. Bro get your dick off my shoulder

 

Yap that's him matching his truck color

 

I would legitimately drink that cocktail with anyone in this thread.

 

It IS

 

Yeah you must not remember, you were blacked out drunk. We made smitty take the pic because his leotard was faulty, and had to go naked

 

Was your rear diff weeping?

 

Yeah shit got snapped. Not fun.

 

Brb gotta google Metamucil

 

Bro... bro... I don't have a torque converter.


Just wipe me down and call it good

 

Why is Danny Devito looking down the front of his one piece?

 

Whoa, just because I have a shop in the distant future doesn't mean I'm gonna do any work. I'll have topless bitches doing the work and it would likely be the ones named Desire and Destiny that fix the diff. These girls wont have any stretch marks or C-Section scars though, I'll have standards, except for Tuesday through Thursday day shift, those girls will be questionable at best and might have most of their teeth. And if @stun gun's wife is looking for a new gig, I could even put a massage room in since she knows her way around a meat hammer.

 

Negative, I played a new game with my girlfriend last night called "Guess what I had for dinner." It's a dutch oven game.