Why Does My Truck Have A Surfboard Fin On The Roof?

Its really just a part of today's tracking devices

 

Flip that thing upside down and hang ten!

 

By the time u flip that thing upside down you're hanging twenty

 

This feels appropriate



“I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog at Walmart and standing in line at the check out. “A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. “On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. “I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. “I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. “Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s ass and a car hit me. “I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.”

 

Hey Toyota is way ahead in the aerodynamics game. Ever wonder why our trucks get so much better fuel economy than other trucks.



Mike swears even talks about it.

Start at 4:30

 

Me...scared?

Seriously?

 

Landshark. My grey Taco is named Bruce.

 

I lost IQ points reading this....

 

It is for the broverlanders - it is a built-in survival kit fish hook. How do you not know this, it is in the manual/

 

It's to keep you from flipping when doing powerslides!

 

I would be willing to bet most broverlanders would not know how to use it.