Why doesn't toyota put keyless start with a manual?

My Hyundai Elantra manual sport has push button start

 

This is what I envision when I hear launch sequence...

 

I’m a lazy MF’er and I like it that way.

 

Damn, you guys seem to know your shit. You really got a handle on this.

 

He is not a stranger to me anymore...

 

Wait till you see the “Bowling Ball” grip

 

I've never said it before, but it felt like an appropriate response to a guy not being able to figure out how a simple button works. Lol

 

Gentlemen: in order to become grasp masters you must first learn the different techniques:

 

I recommend the Index finger extension..
If too much of a challenge try the Adducted Thumb in an up ‘n down motion for about 20 minutes.

 

I just use the large diameter grip and call it a day, works every time and never let me down.

 

There it is!!! The prismatic four finger. Except I use two fingers

 

Fleshlite renders them all obsolete.

 

If you up your game a bit, you can start whenever the Mrs steps out of the room and have a guaranteed finish before she gets back.

 

You know what? Thats an amazing idea! Any tips/tricks? Also, should i perform any finger excercises first? Thanks a bunch, TW is fucking awesome today!

 

Post of the year right here. I downloaded these images for future reference...

 

Umm...

 

Lazy. You young-uns just want to get satisfaction by pushing a button.

The KEY to happiness is staying engaged and using your hands.

AND back on topic...

 

Start with the conditioning exercise. One finger up the exit tunnel, get just that first knuckle in there. Hook forward to find the launch button and Press to Start.

 

Get a grip!!
The buttons on my fleshlite don’t do anything. And who you calling lazy? I guess you never cleaned out a fleshlite.