Why I didn't trade my Taco for a 2017 Ridgeline

Guess they wanted to see the actual size of your penis.

 

You must be from PA

 

Gone are the days where I could follow this rule and be fine... now it's like "oh you're drinking some sugary alcohol? Prepared to be extra fucked up in the morning!"

If I stop early, I'm okay. Drank peach Long islands last night, got me pretty drunk. Wasn't hungover this morning.

 

If you want to dance, you gotta pay the fiddler. A good buddy of mine's father used to say that to us every time we woke up hungover and crawled out from his basement in search of pancakes.

 

No rain, no rainbows.

 

Yep. NW Pennsyltucky. Halfway between Erie, Pittsburgh, and Ytown, Ohio. I'm a gd geographical oddity.

 

how do you feel about middleswarth chips?

 

Chips sound good as fuck.

 

@JayMac
We need nachos.

 

Can you just make sure there's no beef? I'm in for anything else though.

 

It's my one flaw.

 

What the shit is wrong with beef?!

 

... I just don't eat it. Stopped eating it years ago because I was healthier without. It's been like 6 years? At this point, I think it would make me sick as fuck to go back to eating it.

 

Those fuckers didn't even have the vehicle they advertised on their lot. Ran our credit for something we didn't even get to see in person. Fuck Honda of concord. Terrible business people.

 

Ok.

Well.. how about a mix of al pastor and pollo asado..

Extra jalapeños.

 

How about jalapeños on your half and not on mine?
























You hate me now, don't you?

 

nice minivan