why i love my truck

haha if you cant stand nasty stuff dont even read this thread


this morning i got to school (40 miles away) and started sweating profusely and had very bad stomach pangs, by the end of first period i realised i had the terrible shits from eating a whole pack of cookie dough the night before. second period i haul ass to my truck and speed down country roads it took me 13 minutes, i was hauling butt faster anyone regularly needs to go. and managed not to be pulled. i got into town, about to explode and get caught at every freakin redlight, so i kick a wheel and cut across about a mile of construction got home and exploded

i have to say toyota did a great job makeing a truck that performs on the street and off road at a perticularly high level of standard...and they saved me from shitting my pants :S i feels better now and am out of school to pester the world...actually do laundry a book report and clean a gun, get a haircut ect...

 

haha!!


i hate prairie dogging while im on the friggin interstate....on the way to work!

 

Why not just go at school?

 

and blow up in the school make a stank and explane to all the people why i smell like a woods fire (thats a diff story) and shit no way! haha plus then i wouldnt have a free afternoon

 

Haha thats awesome! SOmetimes it is just not right to go in a public place. Although i have a secret bathroom at work i use (needs a key).

 

LMFAO!
What also sucks it feeling fine until your halfway to work and having to rip one, ya know, the kind that smell the truck up for the whole day. thats why it is good to carry a little febreeze bottle in the truck. They work well on the seat after you farted your life into it.

 

i know how u feel
i had the shits this morning and i feel it kicking back in right now
i might need to leave school too and haull ass home
but i only live 2 and 1/2 miles from school

ive NEVER taken a dump a school and never plan to
the tolets at school are the nastyst in the wourld
id rather shit in a bush with every one wachig me then take a dump at school

 

x2 except in the new gym that nobody has discovered before weight lifting, always i repeat always take a prework out shit or you may regret it.


gah and i have to go to work today too