Winter air in the spare

do you all carry a barometer to check the thickniss of your tires sidewalls when you you have it in 4 wheel drive

 

Don’t forget to apply plenty of grease on the muffler and all exhaust piping to prevent freezing and corrosion.

 

Bear spray in your cabin air inlet will help keep animals from trying to take shelter in your vehicle.

 

Don't forget to add MR & MR'S T. bloody mary mix & Vodka to prevent your windshield washer fluid from Freezing

 

People saying sea or table salt are clueless. Any vehicle owner worth his salt knows that Himalayan Pink Salt is the best.

 

I tried that one but the water froze midair before hitting the window.

 

Then the Frozen water hits the Ice and breaks it up

 

What about rock salt?

 

I'd say no that is only good for nailing assholes you catch breaking into your truck.

 

So my uncle is a bit of an explosives expert (he’s the one who showed me how to light my farts on fire) and he said all of these de-icing techniques are very ineffective. He said lighting off a stick of dynamite in you car will produce just enough of a shock wave to knock off any residual ice and frost on all the windows plus any painted surfaces. He said if it’ll work for breaking off dried cement from the drum of a cement mixer truck why not ice on a window?

 

I like a fresh coat of super77 spray adhesive on the steering wheel to maintain good control in icy conditions.

Also, those metal Jerry cans full frozen gas can be thawed by throwing them in the campfire or on your stove - they’re NATO spec and can handle it.

 

After changing out the winter air in your tires, don't forget to shoot yourself in the head to prevent the overall dilution of the gene pool. This part is crucial

 

Redneck de-icer.

 

I like using that trendy pink Himalayan salt.

 

Is that like Walter Whites Blue stuff? Or?

 

Its that salt my ex girlfriend likes spending an extra 5 bucks an ounce on

 

How much is a teenth?

 

More than a Niinth but less then a Eleeveenth.

 

Probably like double a fifth huh, or maybe there’s a discount.