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I’d be willing to try everything on the list but the fucking lawnmower.

 

If was ready to retire I would be interested. There is no way they are paying top dollar. I wouldn’t mind livin in a van down by the river there.

 

Wow I just caught that. Wish I had front lockers…..

 

Sounds like you're the perfect candidate for the job
When can you start?

 

Saturday Night Live with Chris Farley.

https://youtu.be/0lcFuBDkxo0?si=0zqscplVTZD8vCnv

 

Umm, let me try this…

“This job package will give you a sense of purpose and importance as you maintain the beauty of Tigerton streets and protect the natural environment in the area for all to enjoy.

Additionally your work will be foundation for the health and safety of all town folk.

You may think to yourself…’but, that means I will be viewed as a god!’

No worry, we have lawn to mow and wood to split, which will give you an appearance of a humble, inconsequential servant. Nobody would be any wiser that you are the life and blood of the town.

*Formal training and certification as a water and sewage treatment engineer is required, however, you may submit for expenses incurred for training and associated travel (up to $500 total, subject to board approval). All heavy equipment fuel, consumables, and maintainance costs you incur in the course of your duties are fully reimbursable by filling out form 382-ER (allow 6 months for reinbursement, so plan accordingly). Employment is at-will, but you will be advised of your status on a quarterly basis (or within 24 hours following a Mayoral election), should the township seek to subcontract your responsibilities. Residential requirement to live within 500 yards of water treatment plant.”

 

Is reading a requirement?

 

Nope! Just sign on the dotted line!

Terms and conditions may change without notice.

 

Does anyone have an issue with pushing the Bayfield trip back to October 17-18?

 

That’s a good question.

 

No problem here. I just have to put in for a day of vacation at work and tell the Clerk of Courts.
Ya, you guessed it, Jury Duty the month of October.

 

In the eyes of the judicial system, is offroading a legitimate reason to get out of jury duty? lol

I had jury duty 1 time and all the cases got dropped/settled before trial.

 

I guess the date doesn't much matter to me...

 

Now you're just rubbing it in.

 

Now?

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Thought of another (smart-assed) answer: Moi? You damned right!! I earned this retirement stuff!! Everyone should try it (after you pay into the Ponzi Scheme long enough).

 

Take the money as early as you can.

 

And then spend it on RCIs Labor Day sale

 

Great sales until tax and shipping are factored in. Then it's not a sale.

More like they're offering free shipping on full price products.

 

Yes but if you buy it full price you still have to pay tax and shipping so it ends up being a sale