Wish and you shall receive!

granted, but instead of bitching she reaches for the loaded pistol and blows your brains out.

I wish I could have extra-marital affairs with whomever I wanted and not get caught.

 

granted, you dont get caught, but you do catch gonnorea.

I wish i had 4WD!

 

Granted, but after getting 4WD, you decide to go wheelin. You wreck your truck completely.

I wish I lived in a mansion!

 

Granted but your mansion is on a deserted island, with no electricity.

I wish could influence people with the force a la a Jedi Knight.

 

Granted but.....you turn to the DARKSIDE!

I wish I could influence the weather.

 

Granted, you make it rain, and a lightning bolt comes down and destroys you and your truck.

I wish i could go spear fishing right now.

 

Granted, but you'll catch nothing, and end up spearing your foot..

and b/c it's you...

I wish we could all

 

granted, but then God really did come and we all died anyways

i wish that i had endless wishes

 

granted, but you died so you cant use any of them.

i wish i had fun project air cooled VW. like a double cab split window bus.

 

granted, but every wish u make one person u may or may not know dies...
i wish i was rich

 

Granted, but now that you're rich you are now a scrooge and nobody likes you. Not to mention you don't even own a tacoma anymore.

I wish I could get over 10 members to get on my TWM group buy ASAP. haha These shifters are so sick by the way!!!

 

double fail.

 

Granted- you got ten members and ordered the shift knobs but none of the guys paid for them, you lost all that money, and they ended up being the wrong shift knobs!

I wish i could have a better job than safeway at my age (17)

 

granted. you dig graves at 2 in the morning.

i wish my last wish was granted

 

granted you spent so much time waiting you became fat, tried to skateboard, fell, ran into a car, got a concussion and cannot remember what your original wish was.

I wish i could fly

 

granted but the amp was faulty and ur tacoma EXPLODED!!!!
i wish i had a better job

 

This is what I call a fail...

"get to know me and you'll find im physically straight but im mentally gay cuz ill blow your mind!"

Maybe someday your mommy will let you mud your truck.

Jerk