Wish and you shall receive!

your wish is granted, but this time you are not in a coma but stuck in a gay dream, where you are getting railed all night and there is nothing you could do about it.

I wish I didnt have to work till 10 tonight

 

Granted- That hurricane turns north and rails you...

I wish I could bypass the next three days...

 

wish granted, you get your hands on a time machine but when you travel you accidentally go too far and there is no reverse, you are now 85 and on your deathbed

I wish I could eat something delicious right now

 

granted, but you find maggots and hair in your food

i wish i could lift my truck 6 inches

 

wish granted but for every inch your truck goes up your penis goes down

I wish my gf would blow me as soon as walk in the door.

 

Granted, but when you are finished, she chokes on your mojo.

I wish I had more time before my project was due.







(HaHa, Nad, your post count (at the time being) is 1909 and mine is 1707. )

 

wish granted, but you dont take advantage of the time and end up getting an f


I wish I was busier at work so time would go by faster

 

Wish granted- but now it's so busy you work 20 hours o/t every week.

I wish my girlfriend would stop talking about getting skinny and do it!

 

Wish Granted, but then you become fat. And she leaves you.


I wish I had a pizza right now.

 

I already work 20 hours over time a week but thats a second job, and I wish the same as you!

 

Granted, but the people who made it put "special" sauce on it.

I wish it was 5:00 already

 

granted, But I made it 5 oclock some where else.

I wish the weekends came.

 

Granted, but now they are gone.

I wish I had Charlise Theron waiting for me at home...

 

Granted, but when you get there, you find out that she is a man and she forces herself on you.

I wish that beer was free.

 

Granted, But it taste like piss.

I wish for a swedish fish

 

Granted, but I already took a bite out of it.. sorry

I wish I had my doctorate already!!!

 

Granted but it takes you a decade to find a job in your field.

I wish I was on vacation again.

 

Granted but when you came back your beloved Taco gets stolen because it looks nice.

I wish my girlfriend would stop being annoying.