Wish and you shall receive!

Granted, but it falls down as quickly as the bleachers in your sig.


I wish I knew the best answer for me to any question I asked myself.

 

granted but the only place you can go is to antartica to be with your penguine bretheren

i wish i had some hot sause

 

Granted, but your family disowns you so now ur have none


I wish i was rich

 

Granted. But you butt got cought in the baday and you have no rectum.
I wish I was invisible.

 

Granted, but everyone thought u died and you were forgotten forever.

I wish i had 4 arms

 

Granted, but you don't.

I wish I had a 3" lift on my truck.

 

Granted and granted, but they're both out of date and your stomach begins to eat itself.

I wish I lived in Denver, CO.

 

granted but denver sucks


i wish all the tourists would leave san diego

 

Granted, but they take you with them.... back to the middle of Kansas.

I wish I had two tacomas.

 

Granted, now floods wash away everything you own

I wish that it would start snowing again

 

granted but the rain is acid and it melts anything within a 50 mile radius of you

i wish the show glee would die

 

granted and now you have two tacomas but your dd is a frontier

i wish i didnt have to write a paper thats due tomorrow

 

granted but you have tp write one for every other day of the year

i wish that all my wishes would come true

 

Damn... a term paper on every day... ouch.

Granted, but you become a vegitable the day they're granted... unable to even speak another wish to become whole again.

I wish I could be anywhere, anytime I wanted.

 

Granted, but it melts you.

I wish my pumpkins would carve themselves.