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woman is hilarious

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by takern, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. Jan 13, 2010 at 3:05 PM
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    takern

    takern [OP] Well-Known Member

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    My girl decided to play a practical joke on me today. it is kind of funny so i figured you guys would get a laugh from it because i know you have a sick sense of humor. she spent the night in my dorm room last night and when i got up this morning to go my 8am class she got up with me. i thought she was giving me a hug and then she sneaked a condom under my belt so i walked around till about noon with one hangin out. i got to give her props, thats a good one. maybe some of you guys can try it with your wives/girlfriends
     
  2. Jan 13, 2010 at 3:06 PM
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    THXEY

    THXEY Panda Jerk

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    haha thats pretty clever
     
  3. Jan 14, 2010 at 6:47 PM
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    HondaGM Roll Tide

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  4. Jan 14, 2010 at 6:59 PM
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    Went to a hockey gave at MSG in NYC, there was a couple sitting in front of me, she, was an attractive late mid to late 40's. Sitting next to them were two teens who had gotten up a couple of times to get snacks and such. Well this lady in front of stood up to let the teens out, and I could not believe it; toilet paper was hanging from the back of her pants!!! I hadn't seen this in 30 years!
    Now the question was do I tell her? Do I tell the man she was with? I had a difficult time to keep from laughing.

    I asked my buddy with me; should we tell him or her? His response; NO.

    Turns out she got up to get closer to the rink, and her guy friend didn't even see the toilet paper!!
    When she returned, the toilet paper was crumpled up in her hand.......someone else must have told her;)
     
  5. Jan 14, 2010 at 8:50 PM
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    hahaha that's pretty good
     
  6. Jan 14, 2010 at 8:53 PM
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    8ballshifter98

    8ballshifter98 Giggity giggity, giggity goo

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    Fluffymonkey

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    lol that's pretty good
     
  8. Jan 15, 2010 at 6:03 AM
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    takern

    takern [OP] Well-Known Member

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    no it wasnt used. there would not have been a used one from this sleepover. Mr. Beam made sure of that
     
  9. Jan 15, 2010 at 3:15 PM
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    mntbiker2008

    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    thats funny! wonder if she was tryin to give you a hint....:rolleyes: might get lucky next time you see her!
     
  10. Jan 15, 2010 at 3:17 PM
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    Would you want someone to tell you....let that be the guide in answering your own question...
     
  11. Jan 15, 2010 at 5:28 PM
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    My thoughts exactly, but my buddy said she may be too embarrassed if we told her as she has to sit right in front of us.

    Should something like that occur again; I will have to speak up.

    Thanks
     
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