Work Restroom Etiquette

https://youtu.be/tOwmV1_C_J0

 

Another round of layoffs are happening at my work right now. I just finished pooping. Thinking about staying in the stall till close of business. Out of sight out of mind. Lol.

 

Hopefully it's out of sight, out of mind and not out of sight, out of a job haha. Good luck man!

 

Still the shittiest thread on TW.

Well I'll throw this in here. Hiking a small section of the AT and see signs for bathroom and shelters so preferring to shit in style I swing by.


As this is near the end of the 2200 mile trail I bet a large amount of people are comfortable enough with their trail companions to play battle shits and cribbage.

 

First one in doesn't have to use the duct taped lid?

 

temporarily out of order, guess it got to high on that side and needs to decompose a bit. Hikers eat to much fiber.

 

I came back to this thread to add our new "scented spray" name. First we had the orange that became "Shitrus" after you sprayed it, now we have pumpkin spice that we call "Poopkin." Why on earth do people think the sprays do anything? They simply magnify the shit smell and make it spread through the office space..

 

I thought this thread went down the crapper.

 

it did. I just had to post about our new "poopkin" spray.

 

Damn it I just about pissed my pants!

 

My work here is done.

*flushes and wipes thoroughly

 

I got some good ones to add to this.

We had a sign up for months "Please do not masturbate in the bathrooms". Which I figure happens a lot at offices.


Now, there is a guy that sits on my floor. He's maybe 350-400lbs and we had a pot luck. He loads up two plates full of food. And I mean he LOADS the plates up. Walks off which I thought he was going to his desk.

As I'm walking to the bathroom I see him take another path, and he goes to a bathroom. With 2 plates, FULL of food. Yes, he takes his food into the handicap stall and sits there and eats/shits. Out of curiosity I hung around at a co-workers desk which was close by the bathroom and we chatted until he came out.

Which was over 20 minutes, and both plates were empty.... I've told a few people about this, and for him, it's a common thing he does. Makes me sick to my stomach.

 

How about washing their feet in restroom sink. One man always do it in our office restroom. (sample image from link below)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ng-washing-feet-hand-basin-daily-prayers.html

again, religion being used as an excuse for fails to adopt to a new culture.

 

This one I don't have a problem with, but I've spent a lot of time in the Middle East. Understanding why foot cleanliness is a prayer ritual is helpful here.

 

Its hard to really say anything more than what @CaptAmerica said, not without violating TW rules anyway. I'll say this though: even if I were completely ignorant as to the significance of clean feet for prayer ritual, I'd still rather someone clean their feet in a workplace sink than see another unhygienic gross MF'er zip up their pants or exit a stall and leave the bathroom without washing their hands.

 

Understand the prayer ritual and so ...
Will be nice if people just do it secretly in a new country/area (culture), he can uses wet paper towel and clean his feet without put the feet up.
Common sense will help bring peace to our world.

 

I consider the port-o-potties at work "workplace" bathrooms since the only real/decent bathrooms are located in the control rooms or administrative office. Thus, when I am forced to pee in a port-o-pottie because I can't make it back to my office building, I treat the port-o-pottie as I do any office bathroom: don't pee on the floor, minimally touch things, and use the liter jug of hand sanitizer to clean my hands. I sure as hell won't poop in one though. I don't want my ass to rot off.

This being said, I have come to be entertained by the doodling and graffiti adorning the walls of every.single.port-o-pottie. Some folks are pretty talented artists, and others write their hatred for one of their coworkers in the most interesting of ways.

I don't understand two things, however:

1. Why are there dicks drawn in every single port-o-pottie? Someone will call someone else a homosexual, but then draw a grossly anatomically exaggerated but highly detailed penis on the wall.

2. Common sense dictates that when looking at a pile of poop in a toilet, one will see the toilet paper top of the poop... so why is it thats not uncommon to see the toilet paper underneath the poop, or completely absent?


Side note: a few weeks ago some poor bastard at work died of a heart attack while on the toilet. What a shitty way to go.

 

I want to tattle on every disgusting bastard who does this to their mother and grandmother. Justice will be served.