Work Restroom Etiquette

And here we go...over Vs. under...

 

or "crumple vs fold"

 

I actually found a large log in a pair of tied-up pantyhose that was thrown in the napkin receptacle.

 

One office (a prominent investment company) had to put a sign up asking that people not throw gum, chewing tobacco, and paper in the urinal..and not to mark or wipe things on the walls such as bodily excretion.

 

Or those who intentionally aim for the floor

 

Says he with the screen name of @krap22

 

My wife and I deal with this all the time. I can see why she flips it because the roll is to the right of the commode but on the wall behind it. The fixture has a slide loader so it is tough to pull the paper off while sitting on the can otherwise.

 

Ew.

 

How the Flying Fuck does a pile of pubes end up on the top of a urinal that's about 4' up from the floor????

 

Did you hack up a hair ball?

 

Did Shaq use the bathroom?

 

No but the site of it made me gag!

 

No Shaq sitings in Maine that I'm aware of.....plausible theory though.

 

I was looking for an office that I hadn't been to before. I was at the right address but couldn't find the suite that I was supposed to be at. I also had to leak the lizard something fierce. I step into the men's room and slide up to the one midget urinal while I take out my phone to confirm the address. While I'm searching through my emails and emptying my bladder, I look down to realize that I had been aiming as of I was at a regular height urinal and managed to piss all over the wall instead of into the urinal...

I adjusted my aim, took a shuffle step backwards to keep it off of my shoes, finished up, and bolted out of that building hoping no one would see me. Fortunately for me, the suite I was looking for was in the next building, so I would never have to go back to that place again. Sorry, Mr. Janitor. It was truly unintentional and I was really in a rush...

 

Just wanted to say that my sister-in-law gave me some Poo-pouri for Christmas and I've been using it at work. That stuff works great. Now my co-workers keep asking who keeps using all the cologne in the staff bathroom instead of who took the dead animal shit.

 

I actually sometimes prefer dropping deuces at work. They kept that summabish clean! Cleaners always in there shinin up, also keep a can of lysol or clorox spray in the stalls too.

 

Considering the price of toilet paper, I save big $$ by taking the Browns to the Super Bowl at work.

 

That's weird. I have seen some gross stuff but any time I've used unisex bathrooms or men's bathroom in general, they've been far more gross haha.


I do have a funny story to contribute though.

During our Ladies CoDriver challenge we did quite a bit of driving, so of course we had to stop for bathroom breaks, and with a van filled with 12 girls we had to speed it up. So we decided to also just use the mens. Of course when it got to my turn I just ran into the mens real quick and told them to watch the door. So I'm in there doing my business and hear the door open. I grow suspicious as I no longer hear the giggles from all the girls in the hallway. Of course I look down and see two boots standing at the urinal next to my stall. At this point I got into a debate with myself. Do I not say anything and just wait for him to leave? What if more come in? Fawk!

So I awkwardly said "well I guess none of the girls guarded the door" and he's like "well I guess not!" I told him "I'll just let you finish up your thing and you let me know when you're good."

I was kind of mad at them for that haha!

 

It would have been less awkward if you didn't say anything.