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Work Restroom Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Loco38SUP, Apr 29, 2016.

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  1. Apr 29, 2016 at 1:18 PM
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    all the toughest gangs write there names on the shit and booger covered walls.......
     
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    I haven't read the whole thread yet, but I am totally dumbfounded by all the pubes in the urinal. More than once I've seen them on TOP of the urinal. How is that even possible?? Is that someone's calling card or something? These aren't short urinals either.
     
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  3. Apr 29, 2016 at 1:22 PM
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    yeah I don't get that one either,the other day I swear someone mush have manscaped at the urinal....don't eat the hairy white mints....
     
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    Since its kind of on topic
     
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    that's it!!since we don't have the shitting stool at work the stand on the damn seat to get the correct angle!mystery solved
     
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  6. Apr 29, 2016 at 1:39 PM
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    There once was a person who dropped a massive log. Like massive. It was at least 20 inches long and a estimated diameter of 2.5-3.5 inches in some spots. My buddies and I were like wtf. Then it happened two weeks later and it was bigger. The janitor had to use chemicals to break it down to even kind of get it down. This happened every 2-3 weeks for a year and then never happened again. Anyways there was only one stall so it was fucked for a few days.
     
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    someone is going to need resleeved from that size of deuce,straight cheese diet lol
     
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    This thread is really epic . ROTL
     
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    was standing at the urinal the other day doing my business and saw a dude walk in with a freaking blueberry muffin in hand, go the urinal next to me, do his business (while taking a bite of the muffin) and walk right out without even washing his hands....


    thought I had seen it all living on a ship for 6 months.
     
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    keep a eye on that guy......A.K.A Piss muffin
     
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    this thread is F'n hilarious.

    i use to work at this place and this 5 foot japanese guy would totally own a urinal. He would gyrate his hips while taking a piss and hear him take deep breaths or just mumble mmhhhhmm or some sh!#.
    it was a sight to see for sure..lol
     
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    For those of you avoiding the middle urinals, what are you afraid of? Its not like the dude on either side is gonna reach out and grab a hold of your cock or stare it down. You'd really rather go into a stall which is usually so much dirtier than the urinals? Y'all must have some tiny peckers and/or are massive homophobes. Of course man-law dictates that the "middle" urinals shall be the last ones occupied but damn lol. Would you prefer they just put a urinal sized space in between urinals? Grow up!
     
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    I hate bathroom sprays. All it does is make the bathroom smell like someone took a shit in a rainforest.
     
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    Upstairs shitter at my work has poor ventilation and by the afternoon it a humid piss bowl.

    I have the code to the downstairs one that is always really nice cause a lot of the building doesn't have access. This is my preferred dumping grounds.
     
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    omg, I have had great discussions about this with co-workers. We would regularly report back crazy behavior that we would see in the men's restroom. we even made rules based on what we experienced.
    • when you are done pissing at the urinal, put your cock back in your pants before turning around.
    • when walking up to the urinal, wait until you are AT the urinal before pulling your cock out.
    • do not bring your open coffee mug into the restroom.
    • when you are pissing at the urinal, do not take drinks from your open beverage.
    • when you are pissing at the urinal, do not set your beverage on the top of the urinal.
    • proper urinal etiquette dictates that you must look forward at the wall and never say a word to the person next to you. The urinal is not the place for conversation.
    • when you have finished your business at the urinal or in the stall, you must wash your hands. also, it requires water AND soap to clean your hands. simply wetting your hands is not sufficient.
    • the stall is not the place to have your 10am conference call. you are there to shit, not to talk on the phone.
     
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    I had a roommate in college and I don't know what that guy ate, but every time he went to use the bathroom it was like a shit grenade went off in the toilet. ALL over the inside of the bowl, it had such force that it wouldn't just flush away, it had to be scrubbed. Of course he never did it, no matter how many times I kindly asked him to. I wanted so badly to use his toothbrush to do it...
     
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