Would you rather game?

So let’s do would you rather?



Would you rather....

Be forced to be Justin Bieber’s bitch until you die or paper cut your eyelids with construction paper?

 

Would I rather have a bottle in front of me, or a frontal lobotomy?

 

I’d rather a bottle.

Rather drink NYC subway drain water or swim in pool of great whites wearing meat vest?

 

NYC drain water, no doubt.

Would you rather stand and fight, or run and return to fight another day.....lol

I am superstitious at heart, and don't like to tempt the fates, so I would rather not commit to anything further.....bottoms up and cheers.

 

Imma stand and fight

Rather dive into a pool full of cactus needles or get a colonoscopy live streamed on TV?

 

Colonoscopy for sure. Rather walk barefoot through a drug den or lick the toilet of same drug den?

 

Barefoot hoping I miss everything in my path

Play Russian roulette with 1 of 3 needles having radioactive fluid in them or jump out of plane not knowing if your provided chute is active or not?

 

Would u rather bang ur cousin (your choice of which one) and nobody knows? Or not do it but everyone thinks you did?

 

You gotta answer the question above you in order to pose a new question

 

ohhhhh ok

Plane jump

 

Just called roulette where I come from.

 

To reboot it...

Not do it!

Would you rather sniff the ass of a wild lion or try petting wild cheetah?

 

Would you rather answer the question above or skip your turn?

 

Lol I would absolutely try and pet a wild cheetah. I'd probably do that shit without a dare cause I love big cats. Would you rather drink nasty ass old bong water or take a swig from a spit cup (chew tobacco)

 

Bong water, residual high might be possible. Would you rather not feel satisfaction from a sneeze or no satisfaction from an orgasm?

 

No satisfaction from sneezing. Sneezing fucking sucks.

Would you rather drive a Honda Ridgeline or Toyota Sienna to pick up the fellas for poker night at the strip club vip lounge? And you have to valet it

@boynoyce

 

Sienna, the Ridgeline is too small for a people hauler.

Would you rather be a '''real man" driving a Ridgeline every day or a "real poser" driving a bad ass looking rig?.....lol

 

“Real poser” for sure. When I take a piss on a pine tree in the forest and it causes the tree to turn into a redwood, I know I am a man

Rather lick the inside of a biohazard bin of a hospital or drink the runoff water from a hurricane?