Would you rather?

My friends and I play this game.

You have to pick between two equally bad things.

Case in point.

Would you rather have a string of razor wire shoved up your pee hole or get both legs run over by a cement roller.

I'll start.

Would you rather get razor cuts all over your body and jump into a pool of salt rich lemon vinegar mixture?

Or

Jump into a pit full of scorpions and broken glass?

 

ill 2nd the razor cuts

 

Now you have to post up your own 2 choices otherwise the game pretty much dies right here.

 

would you rather orgasm every 20 years or every 20 seconds?

 

every 20 seconds...Would you rather wreck your taco or have sex with rosie odonald

 

Wreck the Taco. I didn't even have to think about it.

 

Completely agree.