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WTF? System failure!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by KodiakToyTRD, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. Apr 11, 2011 at 2:28 PM
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    KodiakToyTRD

    KodiakToyTRD [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.

    In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV..........
    Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system.
    I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate
    ............................................................................
    .........................

    Dear Desperate,

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System.

    Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.

    Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

    In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

    We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie ..


    Good Luck,

    Tech Support
     
  2. Apr 11, 2011 at 2:38 PM
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    DeeKay21

    DeeKay21 Lieutenant Dan.

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    Ha Ha, now thats funny!!:laugh:
     
  3. Apr 11, 2011 at 3:17 PM
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    mntbiker2008

    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    TacoDawgfan

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    jobrien

    jobrien shit happens then you die

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    haha im gonna show that to my gf
     
  6. Apr 11, 2011 at 3:21 PM
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    TacoRun

    TacoRun Subd for later..

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  7. Apr 11, 2011 at 4:34 PM
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    tbone12

    tbone12 j.o.w.c.o.

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    nice.
     
  8. Apr 11, 2011 at 4:38 PM
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    Dark Knight

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    haha that funny.
     
  9. Apr 11, 2011 at 4:39 PM
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    x2, all she does is nag, well used to till i told her what was up.

    thats funny my man
     
  10. Apr 11, 2011 at 5:55 PM
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    KodiakToyTRD

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    Thanks for the rep Mr. :anonymous:!!
     
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