WTS: funny (I think) Toyota bumper stickers

Yeah I think the original stick would just make people laugh at me.

 

Yep!!

 

How about "Sorry officer, the gas pedal was stuck".

 

I can do all of these. If you can get people together to buy (or buy like 5 of 'em yourself) the price gets better. I'll look into pricing and post what I learn

 

I don't like the 'yet' part, though.

How about:
Vehicle may accelerate in
relation to driver anger

 

There's some good suggestions on here. You might have opened up a big can of worms with this idea

 

Well, let me put it to you this way - I can do ANY slogan you want (within reason - my guy has yet NOT to print something, hehe).

Custom (as in one-of-a-kind) bumper stickers will run $10.50 (shipping to US addresses included.) I'll post another thread with more details. I'm still waiting for the window sticker quote, and will update as soon as I hear.

 

It's a WITCH HUNT from the media trying to destroy the best car manufacturer in the world. If you have time to call 911 you have time to just TURN OFF THE KEY DUM A?? OH never thought of that, instead get on the phone how safe is that?? TOYOTA ALL THE WAY IN MY HOUSE. A better one is "HOLD TOYOTA WIDE OPEN UNTIL YOU SEE GOD, THEN BRAKE"


"KEEP ON TACOMAING"

 

Can you do color and graphics? If I design something on photoshop can you print it?

 

I'm also a huge Toyota fan. These stickers are meant to show support for the brand, and to show the general public just how many Toyotas are on the road with no problem whatsoever. Same team, man - same team

 

I may be able to. Whip something up and I'll take a look! You can use .bmp, .gif, .jpg, .jpeg or .png files of up to 4 MB in size. If you have a better vector file, let me know.

 

You need to relax there Glenn (Beck).

It is comedy. "Demonstrating absurbity by being absurb." - to quote Rush. (sorry, if I offend anyone. lol)

I read the bumper sticker and thought it was hilarious.

 

Hahah, when I was pulled over 2 weeks ago for speeding, I honestly considered using that as an excuse. Then i realized there was no way in hell i would be able to keep a straight face

 

Too funny, I thought of one right after the recalls that said:

"I'm not speeding, my gas pedal is stuck"

I'll take 2 small (2"x4") window stickers if available

 

i want 2 white window stickers instead of bumper stickers.

 

This one needs to be on one of those upper windshield decals. The one's that act as shade on the upper 1/4 of the windshield.

 

How about
"No, I didn't cut youoff because my gas petal was stuck"

 

My gas pedal is stuck, catch me if you can.

 

x2

 

I'll pay a oneoff price (assuming reasonable) for a window sticker type decal to put across my hood protector in 1-1 1/2" reverse white lettering slanted like ambulance lettering:

MOVE OVER!!! MY GAS PEDAL'S BROKEN!!!

If anyone else wants one, better for me. Let me know.