Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid

 

yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs

 

Yo mamma so fat , she sat on a dollar and made four quarters

 

Yo mama is so stupid the dentist had to put her wisdom teeth back in her mouth!

 

Suprised I haven't read this one.

Your mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house...

Marc M

 

Ha, that's the very first one I ever heard!


Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

 

Your Momma is the joke. No explaination needed.

 

your mama is so fat.......if her weight was measured in bricks, she would be the projects.

your mama is so fat.......she left wearing high heels and she came back wearing sandals.

 

your mama is so fat, when she stands on a scale the resulting number is much higher than the average person. BOOYAH!

 

yo mama so ugly she makes ND look pretty

oooooooooooooo beat that bitches

 

Your mama is so disgusting, when she blew a seal on her car the mechanics called PETA!

 

Yo mama's so fat the FAA wont let her wear an "X" jacket cause they were afraid Helicopters would try to land on her.

Yo mama's so fat. I tried to walk around her and I got lost.

Yo mama's got so much crust in her underware, she put betty crocker out of business.

Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and got marked absent.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXkwiM0hIQ

 

Your mama's so fat, you loaded her in the back of your Taco before heading to the dealer to get the rear tsb installed!

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she puts on high heels she strikes oil!

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps up she gets stuck!

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own space agency! (I just made that up)

Yo mama's so fat, she is the farthest from the sun! (just made that up)

Yo mama's so fat, the U.N. recognizes her as her own country! (just made that up)

Yo mama's so fat, when she farts, Al Gore claims he has found the real cause of man made global warming! (just made that up too lol)

Yo mama's so fat, your life doesn't evolve around you, it evolves A-R-O-U-N-D her. (just made that up)

 

Yo momma's so smelly that she was playin in the sand box and the cat came by and buried her.
Yo momma's so dirty she has to sneak up on her bath water.
Yo momma's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
Yo momma's so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried out "hey, who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma's like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
Yo' momma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop

 

Yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
Yo momma's so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo momma so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor!
Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles

a'ight. thats all I got

 

yo mama so old her social security number is 1
yo mama so used its like a hotdog in a hall way
yo mama so fat you gotta put a twinky on the other side of a door to get her out
yo mama so ugly as a little boy M.J. wouldnt even touch her
yo mama so fat every time she moves Cali get another earthquake

 

yo mama so fat your phone number showed up on the scale