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  1. Oct 12, 2009 at 1:55 PM
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    OffroadToy

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    Your mama's so fat, she uses GPS coordinates to wipe herself!
     
    OffroadToy, Oct 12, 2009
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  2. Oct 12, 2009 at 8:08 PM
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    imsikotic If u cant stand behind our troops. Stand in front

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    yo mama's so stupid she jumped out a boat and missed the water.
    yo mama's breath stank so bad when she breathes her teeth duck.
    yo mama's so fat she's got more knooks and crannies than a thomas english muffin.
    yo mama's so fat you gotta roll her around in flour to find the wet spot.
     
    imsikotic, Oct 12, 2009
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  3. Oct 12, 2009 at 8:20 PM
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    RelentlessFab Eric @Relentless Fab Vendor

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    the last one of those....:puke:
     
    RelentlessFab, Oct 12, 2009
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  4. Oct 13, 2009 at 1:25 AM
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    ToyoRunner another guy with a tacoma

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    yo mama's teeth is so black, when she smiles it looks like her tounge is in jail.
    yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
    yo mama's so old she farts dust.
    yo mama's so fat her clothes are made by Hummer.
    yo mama's so easy she's like a t.v. even a 2 year old can turn her on.
     
    ToyoRunner, Oct 13, 2009
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  5. Oct 13, 2009 at 9:11 AM
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    imsikotic

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    imsikotic If u cant stand behind our troops. Stand in front

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    Yo mama's so easy she's like a rooster. anycock-L-doooo!!!!!
     
    imsikotic, Oct 13, 2009
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  6. Oct 13, 2009 at 10:49 AM
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    Yo mama's so fat her shadow weighs 40 pounds.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she stops dancing, it takes 10 minutes for her body to stop moving.

    Yo mama's so fat that when she tries to get up off the couch, she rocks herself to sleep.
     
    Evil Monkey, Oct 13, 2009
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  7. Oct 13, 2009 at 11:06 AM
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    1823576855_53aaf92b05.jpg
     
    mjp2, Oct 13, 2009
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  8. Oct 13, 2009 at 12:41 PM
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    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    :rofl:
     
    mntbiker2008, Oct 13, 2009
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  9. Oct 14, 2009 at 10:03 PM
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    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.
     
    Packman73, Oct 14, 2009
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  10. Oct 14, 2009 at 10:12 PM
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    I like that one Rusty, made me chuckle a little bit.
     
    BakoTruck, Oct 14, 2009
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  11. Oct 15, 2009 at 4:55 AM
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    fasn8dave Hey guys watch THIS!

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    Your mamma's so fat, she was popular at school because she sat next to EVERYBODY.

    Your mamma's so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at HER.

    Your mamma's so huge, she uses a sheep and a rope for a tampon.

    ...I can't believe I took part in this... :facepalm:
     
    fasn8dave, Oct 15, 2009
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  12. Oct 15, 2009 at 12:27 PM
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    True storey, the husband of the fattest lady at my work drive s a tow truck :D
     
    raskal311, Oct 15, 2009
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  13. Oct 15, 2009 at 12:38 PM
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    Your momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 1st grade.(No Offense)
    Your momma so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the chin.(No offense)
    Your momma so old she farts dust.
    Your momma so fat she laid down on a beach and the kids yell "Free Willy!"
     
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  14. Oct 26, 2009 at 4:39 PM
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    Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
     
    Packman73, Oct 26, 2009
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  15. Oct 26, 2009 at 4:40 PM
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    Yo Mamma is Yo Daddyz Sista!
     
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  16. Oct 26, 2009 at 4:57 PM
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    Yo mamaz yo sista and yo daddyz yo grandpa.
     
    Packman73, Oct 26, 2009
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  17. Jun 17, 2011 at 12:12 PM
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    Yo mama so fat, That when she jump for joy she get stuck.
     
    WhatThePho?, Jun 17, 2011
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  18. Jun 17, 2011 at 12:13 PM
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    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
     
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  19. Jun 17, 2011 at 12:15 PM
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    Your bread sucks.



    That's it.
     
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  20. Jun 17, 2011 at 12:18 PM
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    Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
     
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