Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she had to study for a blood test.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went out dancing the band skipped.

 

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

 

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

 

Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass she gotta make 2 trips

 

yo mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale it read "one at a time please"

 

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

 

dam this was a good one!!

 

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

 

yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas In The Mist in her shower

 

Yo mama so old, she might die soon...

Yo mama so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients...

Yo mama so poor, that she doesn't have a very high paying job, and doesn't have that much money in general...

 

yo mama and my kid...............​

 

Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

 

^That's a blonde joke. Plagiarismo!


Yo Mama is so fat, when she puts on a red shirt, people yell "Kool Aid!"

 

it's interchangable

 

Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

Your mamma's so short, that she can't reach some of the cabinets in the kitchen and asks you for help getting things off the top of the refrigerator. She bought a small stepladder for reaching high places that she keeps in the closet.

Your momma so dumb... she needs to go to adult literacy classes to improve her self-esteem and potential for employment.

Your mommas so lonely she should get out a bit more and meet some new people, maybe join a class in the local community centre, she hasn't been the same since your dad died.

 

Yo mama is so stupid she voted for Obama.

 

Yo Mommas so fat that I could tit fuck her back

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Yo' mama is so fat, I asked her to ride in back so they could see if I qualified for the rear spring TSB.

 

Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner.