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YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO BUY THESE 265/65R17 COOPER AT3s ON TRD RIMS!

Discussion in 'Wheels & Tires Marketplace' started by canopycarl, Aug 8, 2017.

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  1. Aug 8, 2017 at 6:27 PM
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    canopycarl

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    Shit ton of Goldfish crackers in back seats, Spilled juice box residue on back of front seats, and a yellow Vanillaroma air freshener.
    Listen up Nancy! You ever wake up some mornings and decide to look for your gonnads in your wife's purse - only to find a half empty pack of Marlboro Reds, a rusty hotel key, half an ounce of booger sugar, and an extra four hundred bucks cash?

    Well shit, looks like today is your lucky damn day then?! Take a little bump of that booger sugar, light up a Red, and you take that $400 and get yourself something real nice - something that'll make you feel like the lady that you are!

    Now I know what you're thinking, "maybe I'll get a nice mani-pedi, maybe a new outfit?" - BUT NO! Don't do it Sandra!

    You take that $400 and you get your Tacoma something that SHE would like...... something like a set of Cooper AT3s, mounted on Toyota's most butt fricking ugly TRD rims ever made in the history of EVER! Yep, we're talking 2015 TRD Sport rims - the "good personality" of rims!

    Now, just like your wife (and mom), these things have seen some shit. We ain't talking "pure as the driven snow" here - but also we ain't talking "$39 a night motel" either - these are smack in the middle.

    What these have seen is 20k miles of pure "highway slaying" miles. I didn't have any time to take these bad boys off-road, since I was too busy hauling around YOUR MOM! And since I know your mom likes a nice easy ride, I never had to repair any punctures or flats.

    And speaking of your mom, these are just like her....... since they come with (lug)nuts! Unlike your mom - these are mounted and balanced, and ready to go!

    So Carla - you ready to grow a set and sachet over here and give me four hundred fine U.S. dollars? If so, you can find me in Portland Oregon - home of "my name is Micah, I identify as a gender fluid, fair trade, Ethiopian lumberjack!".

    Note: the quarter in the picture is not included in the sale....... that's your mom's tip!


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    What have you been smoking? I want some of those
     
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    Shit ton of Goldfish crackers in back seats, Spilled juice box residue on back of front seats, and a yellow Vanillaroma air freshener.
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