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You know you're a cop if:

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by badguybuster, Apr 13, 2009.

  1. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:28 PM
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    badguybuster

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    You know you are a cop if:

    1) You have the bladder capacity of five people.

    2) You have ever restrained someone & it was not a sexual experience.

    3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.

    4) Your idea of a good time is a "man with a gun" call.

    5) You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.

    6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac & birth control pills.

    7) You disbelieve 90% of what you hear & 75% of what you see.

    8) You have your weekends off planned for a year.

    9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

    10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it's located.

    11) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time."

    12) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.

    13) You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

    14) You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow more than a .15

    15) You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.

    16) Anyone has ever said to you, "There are people killing other people out there and you are here messing with me."

    17) People flag you down on the street & ask you directions to strange places...and you know where they're located.

    18) You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body.

    19) You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession. (ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH)

    20) You walk into places & people think it's high comedy to grab their buddy & shout, "They've come to get you, Bill."

    21) You do not see daylight from November until May.

    22) People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room & think they're being hugely funny & original.

    23) A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks, & 5 pairs of underwear.

    24) You've ever referred to Tuesday as "my weekend", or "this is my Friday".

    25) You've ever written off guns & ammunition as a business deduction.

    26) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."

    27) Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.

    28) You find humor in other people's stupidity.

    29) You have left more meals on the restaurant table than you've eaten.

    30) You feel good when you hear, "these handcuffs are too tight".
     
  2. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:32 PM
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    2 and 30 make me laugh...cause I knocked those out in about 5 mins...LOL.

    Funny post!!
     
  3. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:35 PM
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    neontrail

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    LMao, nice post!



    :D
     
  4. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:38 PM
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  5. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:45 PM
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    ChocoTaco08

    ChocoTaco08 Can't Fix Broke!

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    19) You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession. (ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH)

    my brother is a cop, and boy does that get annoying.
     
  6. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:46 PM
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    badguybuster

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    I still get introduced as, "This is michael....he used to be a cop." :mad:
     
  7. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:50 PM
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    ChocoTaco08 Can't Fix Broke!

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    or you get introduced and everyone is like, "OH your brothers a state trooper isn't he? how's he doing."
     
  8. Apr 13, 2009 at 3:57 PM
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    sucks to be a cop.
     
  9. Apr 13, 2009 at 4:03 PM
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    IDK...Law Enforcement has it's days....Like this one:
    [​IMG]
     
  11. Apr 13, 2009 at 4:09 PM
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  12. Apr 13, 2009 at 4:19 PM
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    not talking about coasties
     
  13. Apr 13, 2009 at 4:22 PM
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    Yeah, but it has it's fringe benefits.;)

    Especially, the badge bunnies!!!:bananadance:
     
  14. Apr 13, 2009 at 4:26 PM
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    That day I was working with/for FBI/DEA...And am just as well trained as many officers out there. Federal LE is the same bag-and my kind of LE takes some other training that your average cop has to call someone else to do.
     
  15. Apr 13, 2009 at 4:30 PM
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    Without a doubt Brunes. I was an MP (Army) for a few years. I did duty all over the world.
     
  16. Apr 13, 2009 at 8:10 PM
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    haha, nice post!

    :D
     
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