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you might be a redneck

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by David Tarantino, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. Jul 17, 2009 at 6:30 AM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    You Might Be a Redneck...a different take



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    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who yall are.

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    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
    You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
    If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
    God Bless the USA !
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    Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
    IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM .
    IN GOD WE TRUST
    for all my redneck friends
     
  2. Jul 17, 2009 at 6:33 AM
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    Burgman

    Burgman I KEEEEEL YOU

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    good stuff, id def. consider myself a redneck from that definition
     
  3. Jul 17, 2009 at 12:20 PM
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    Incognito

    Incognito μολὼν λαβέ

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    Yeah, I'm definitely a redneck by those. :)
     
  4. Jul 17, 2009 at 12:48 PM
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    drew02a

    drew02a Rocking your mom's world Since 1997

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    I'm a redneck by that and various other criteria
     
  5. Jul 17, 2009 at 12:50 PM
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    kmrofka

    kmrofka Im so hungry i can ride a horse...

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    drew what you do with your family is your own business lol jk im a redneck through and through
     
  6. Jul 17, 2009 at 12:52 PM
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    drew02a

    drew02a Rocking your mom's world Since 1997

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    :rofl:

    You know what they say... if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family. :eek:
     
  7. Jul 17, 2009 at 1:16 PM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    :eek::eek:
     
  8. Jul 17, 2009 at 1:25 PM
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    Don G

    Don G Old Goat

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    Yep! ! !! I'm guilty, I'm a RED NECK all the way! ! ! ! !:)
     
  9. Jul 17, 2009 at 1:45 PM
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    JackedTaco

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    Full blooded redneck here, proud of it!
     
  10. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:00 PM
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    tacomaman06

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Enforcer

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    getting there....
    same here.
     
  11. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:05 PM
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    kmrofka

    kmrofka Im so hungry i can ride a horse...

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    tacomaman keeps it in the family too... incest the game the whole family can play
     
  12. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:07 PM
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    drew02a

    drew02a Rocking your mom's world Since 1997

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    :laugh:
     
  13. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:09 PM
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    tacomaman06

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Enforcer

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    just a few times:eek:
     
  14. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:11 PM
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    kmrofka

    kmrofka Im so hungry i can ride a horse...

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    if your drunk and at a reunion it dont count right
     
  15. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:13 PM
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    tacoholic

    tacoholic 09 but I drive a 012 Expedition...

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    Yep, redneck here too I guess. :confused:
     
  16. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:14 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    ahaha....thats right!:laugh:
     
  17. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:14 PM
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    kmrofka

    kmrofka Im so hungry i can ride a horse...

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    damn i guess i played too then
     
  18. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:15 PM
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    drew02a

    drew02a Rocking your mom's world Since 1997

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    It depends, do remember WHICH cousin it was?

    If not, then you were drunk enough that it doesn't count.
     
  19. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:16 PM
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    mws4ua

    mws4ua I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

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    Redneck here.
     
  20. Jul 17, 2009 at 2:20 PM
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