You old previous vehicle vs your 3rd gen taco

Not sure what to say except to invite some friends over to lurk at this buffet. @Unchained 5150, @dcsbtaco, @scottalot, @Jystr, @Blackout14...

Thank you, please continue with your regularly scheduled thread.

 

Gotta just love the interweb!

Oh.....are 2016 Tundra's and 2016 Tacoma's the same size?

 

Old car 99' ford ranges

Pros
Lowered so give ride for fat chix
Single cab for to say fat chix can't be too fat to fit
Manual transmittons, winders and locks
I like red
Cool wheels
15 galloon full tank go 350 mile

Cons
Single cab so fat chix has to ride bed
Hamsters in engine don't run fast
AC no worked
Sub wolfer no worked


16' tocoma

Pros
Lot of power
Automatic everything
Double cab for double fat chix
Bed cover so snacks stay in bed on hoghway
It's bleu I like blu better then red
Gopro for rode hed videos

Cons
Dealer would t install tow package
Dealer wont check tranny oil
Rear diff has piece metal from 18 wheeler stuck in it and leaky now
Dipstick no working no more
Vibrations (good for teh chix but not me)
Windshield goes buzz buzz buzzzz
Radio not as good as I liek to be for money and JBL
Breaks rust

So obviously the tocoma wins

 

We need a "Post of the Month." Here's a contender.

 

I was thinking I went to the English is my second language post.

 

Global warming makes it windy

 

after reading that first post, this is how I imagine OP spends his free time

 

yes it was

 

so was his grammar score

 

Taco to Silverado
Tacoma:
1- Is Good
2- Looks cool, like koala bear
3- Is reliability
Bad the:
1-Bigger then furst gen
2- Smaller Tundra the is and 3rd gen
3- Slower than go kart
4- Only three hookers in cab at one time

Silverado
1- My check engine light is on

 

I forget 2 menshun my 99' frod ranges was my ferst car. I drive it 4 tin years almost. Her name was Amber teh Red Rocket. Git it? Is funny cuz she was a 4 sillinder an red.
I got so much fat chix fachina cuz of that trutruck

 

I thought about it, but the trade in value was that of a refried bean taco and I was really set on pulled pork.

 

Reading this thread makes me feel like I have Dain Bramage