Your biggest DERP !!

Try the toilet plunger technique to get those dings out.

Ouch, at least you weren't in it.

I don't have pics but I rolled my moms brand new Acura legend doing 125 mph. Rolled 6 times and endo'd twice,100 feet of guard rail and a telephone pole destroyed. That was back in 88 though so no digi cameras then.

 

Thinking i could drive OVER the snow drift a second time.....

 

OUCH. I would have cried if I had a nice truck that got pancaked like that. As it is, here's a BIG derp on my first car. 1990 Mustang, if you can't tell. (Gee, I wonder why you might not be able to tell.)

 

Well it's not my biggest but about 3am raining and a few beers later I came out of a mud hole pretty fast and found a stripped vehicle in some tall grass. The avid light bar saved my taco. I nailed the engine block of said vehicle moving it about 8 inches dislodging the v6 from the frame. Damage was 1 fender clip and used my tow chain and come along to pull the light bar back out.

 

Finding the following on the previous owner's list of threads he OP'ed after buying my 4runner: (this problem happens for me as well) And last but not least, a picture the previous owner posted:

 

wtf

 

wow, this is the damage i have to look forward to going out there.....

 

In time you will learn to enjoy treating it...rough.

 

Only when you DERP!!!

 

What's wrong? Come on you coulda just buffed that out!

 

I almost DID cry. I had made the last payment about 6 months prior, so I dropped my full coverage insurance for liability only because I was temporarily laid off from work. Homeowners said "SORRY!" So my '06 Tacoma was a TOTAL LOSS. Never thought in a thousand years would I lose my truck to a tornado. Never say never.

 

ouch :S

 

Lol. Could be worse.

A fire hydrant ran out in front of me when I was in my suby.

Long story short. Under steered in the rain. Derped a fire hydrant and knocked it over. Worst part is that it was placed on a bunch of rocks that shot up and crashed landed on the suby. Totaling my car due to the cost of fixing all the dents.

 

I was wheeling in my Dad's 72 Bronco about 4 summers ago and was about to go up a really steep hill and got too close to the shoulder which gave way and tipped the Bronc up on 2 wheels, only thing that saved us from tumbling down the mountain was a pine tree sitting there. Thank God for winches! Woulda really sucked trying to get that thing outta there without one!
This summer however, my Dad derped big time with the same Bronco on our first outing to the same trail I almost rolled it on, and I did take pics.







I was following behind in a different rig, but didn't see this happen since he and my friend were out ahead, but I know he had to be running his mouth off and not paying attention. The hole they fell into was a washout from a spring flood a few years back, did manage to get them pulled out and we continued wheeling, that was a fun day.

 

In my taco, my biggest derp is a scratch down the driver's side from a branch. I smashed a rocker panel in my old Jeep Cherokee though.

 

I feel your pain. not quite as bad as yours though. came up over a peak and couldn't see the drop-off. drove right into it, pulling my offroad trailer....



thank god for sliders








after getting winched back

 

Whew..jasmine hasn't posted in here yet

 

Almost made one this morning parking at school. I was backing into my new favorite space kinda fast, got out to look how close I was to the corolla in the space behind me and saw that there was about a millimeter between my bumper and that cars front end.

A second more on the gas and I'd be buying someone a new grill. Soo glad I didn't hit it, ill be much more careful.

 

Spill it monkey !!! What ya got !!??