Your most embarrassing moment in your Taco?

Telling my 2 year old daughter to be careful getiing out of the truck because the ice is slippery, just to step out of the truck and bust my anus on the ground. Then Autumn leans over the D/S seat and tells me "Daddy careful ice slippy!" in her cute 2 year old voice.

 

I had never driven stick shift before I got my truck in July....and my truck is a 6-speed. Yea....stalls X 1000.

 

That is awesome

 

Right before i replaced my starter, i drove through the "hood". Stopped at a convience store with all these dudes leaning agaisnt the wall. Wouldn't start up...Finally after about 2 minutes it did.

 

Telling my 2 year old daughter to be careful the ice is slippery, just to step out and bust my anus on the ice. I'm talking full fledge laying on the ground. Then Autumn pokes her head over the D/S seat and tells me "careful daddy ice slippy!" in her cute 2 yr old voice. Not my proudest moment.

 

And this is when I first learned that farts could follow you

 

Use the proper techniques shown in my video and this will no longer be a problem plaguing men everywhere

 

my chick farts more then i do so i dont have to worry about those embarrassing moments

 

I'de rather deal with the fart then do that side to side shuffle escape method

 

lol I do it all the time, just around the guys though.

 

stalled my truck while i was backing up.........while trying to teach someone how to drive stick........

 

broke the drivers mirror off backing up in my buddies apartment complex while trying to avoid this ghetto ass lady that was yelling at my buddy about his reverse lights not working. lol

 

Five minutes after I bought my Taco from the dealership, I hit I-25 in Colorado Springs. I got to "cruising speed" and started looking for the cruise control... Except there was none to be found...

 

My left front tire fell out because of ball joint failure,

Did I tell you guys it fell right in front my highschool right after sk00l ;/

 

takin a ride in the woods with a girl and her friend i was talking to at the time only to hit a mudhole that sunk up to my doors and i had to crawl out of the window help them out and wait for my buddy to come pull me out while a guy that rode by on a 4wheeler laughed..... fml
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Let's see...

Backing into my mother in law (No, I really do like her. She's just shorter than my tailgate).

Having to help my son after he tried to open his door and it knocked him off the running board. He ended up hanging by the handle.

Having to tell my daughter that there are "Daddy words" and "Rosie words" after cussing out some idiot that cut us off.

But the worst is: Having to put my wife's name first on the loan paperwork when I bought it even though I pay the bill and she doesn't have a drivers license. Nothing like hearing the finance guy say "It'll be better when she's on top". Uh...Yeah? Why do you think we have two kids?

 

WINNER. Congrats