Your most embarrassing moment in your Taco?

ouch!

that will ensure you no pooty

 

Oh, oh, oh!! What did I win!?

Will it look nice on the shelf next to my "Ball-less Fury", "Quickest to have Soul removed" and "Only White Guy At A Chinese Function" awards?!?!

And my Daughter is happy I actually won something:

 

I was dropping off fire wood at a mudrun one weekend in preparation for the bon fire that night while everyone was doing "tuning" runs, just an excuse to run their trucks, and I decided to take a shortcut that went past the start line. My truck on street tire quickly lost grip and slid into the pit causing me to get stuck... infront of about 60 people. I decided to make a show of it and started slinging mud with the diff locked.

 

Right after i seafoamed my truck, i had a fog bank following me for like 5 miles.

It was hilarious and embarrassing at the same time.

 

Yeah, I have stock tires also and they suck pretty damn bad. Of course I kept my windows open while attempting to get out and slinging mud, so I got mud pretty much every damn where. My gas and brake pedals still (been about a month or so since this happened) have mud stuck between the grip on the pedals. Ended up looking like this: (Undercarriage was completely caked in heavy and clumpy mud)

 

Money shot of mud to the face pretty much huh, nice.

 

Driving around with this in the box!

My buddy backed into it, not using his mirrors!
I know it is a truck, but it is a new truck and I want it to look nice! Finally Progressive got back to me (accident happened October 15th) and now I will be getting it fixed over the winter holidays!

 

in my hometown there is a mile of glass-phault i slammed it through there did a 180 ended up parrallel to a BMW m3 Bran new might i add looked at the womans terrified face rolled down my widow gave her a thumbs and turned around n drove away.

did the same thing a year later in front of a cop minus the bmw and thumbs up

 

most embarrasing moment prolly when i thought my dog got use to jump in the bed of the truck.. but only to find out NOPE he hasnt and jump on the HOOD!!!!

me...lets g buddy... jump in the back laska!
Alaska(my dog)....(very determined face) runs and jumps on the hood of the truck
me.... noooooo!!! nooo!!! not there not there!!!! get off!! OMG!!
Alaska.... looks at me like ummmm that wasnt it was it daddy...oopps...

 

New truck or not man I wouldnt be driving around with that custom fender either. Ive backed into two friends sadly.

FAAAILLLLL

I wish my dog would at least make an attempt to jump into my truck, he is scarred as hell of it.

 

Thats when you just have to make sure that all the tires are full and nothing is hanging under the truck.

 

most embarrassing was probably when I was showing off my new truck to a friend. thought i would show off the clutch cancel while he was sitting in the drivers seat but forgot it was in gear and cranked the truck into a curb... fail.

that or off roading in bend and got a bit ambitious and landed my transmission mount on a good sized boulder. but redeemed myself by throwing it in 4LO and breaking the s**t out of the rock! checked it out later and all is good except a few scratches on the mount! go toyota!

 

This actually hurt my brain to read

 

When a had a pre-runner I was backing out of a dirt road next to a corn field. I didnt have space to actually turn around so I had to go in reverse. I was with two buddies, and got distracted for a bit, and there was a drainage ditch that had a little over pass (metal tube with dirt over it). Well left rear tire never saw the little overpass, was way to the left so the left rear tire ended up going down into the ditch quickly followed by the left front tire.

Now, since it was only a 2wd (more like 1 wd actually ) it was useless. with the right side still on the road and the left front tire in the ditch the truck was leaning to the left with the right rear tire in the air spinning hopelessly. Tried rocking it back and forth, nothing. My two buddies had to jump up and down on the right side of the rear bumper to try and get the rear right tire on the dirt. Well after about 5 minutes of that we got out. haha

and to make it worse, as soon as I got stuck on the ditch, when I opened my door and since the truck was leaning way to the left my cell phone fell out onto the ground, which I didn't notice. So when I managed to back out (with my buddies jumping up and down on the rear bumper) the left front tire ran over the phone, breaking it.

One of my buddies that was there made fun of my truck, and he had a 2008 TRD OR (pre-runner as well) saying that his truck would have been able to make it out with the locker just fine. Very true

But since then I have had my 4x4 TRD OR, and have been to places he would never make it on his locked 2wd. To include the beach, where he had to get pushed out by us even with his locker on.

 

Thats hilarious... I laughed out loud