yOuR pArKiNg LiGhTs ArE tO bRiGhT! What?

"Remember, it's just a bad dream fat boy."

 

The only thing that makes Stockton memorable is the ass beating you got from a gang of women and the Diaz brothers. Go figure.

 

Diaz brothers ain’t shit. They take their orders from women.

 

Whoooooaaaaa now. That’s crazy. WTF is going on in Stockton then? Is it like a human ant colony where the queens are calling all the shots? Who are these queens then?

 

Some dudes cuzins bruh

 

That dudes aunt is queen. Don’t be axing stoopit questions or you gonna be disrespecting her.

 

I still want her to ride me while she punches my face in to some Judas Priest music.

 

You guys heard the voice...right?

 

Mighta been a mod voice

 

Is that what the badass Aunt looks like?

And her name is Wat...

 

Edit. Theme music changed to this. She can teach me respect to the tune of this song.

 

Ok, straight up question...whos your bet between Aunt Mulva vs Buddy Arc Welder who got into a gunfight whilst handcuffed to the steering wheel?

Discuss

 

Obviously the handcuffed guy. He won a firefight while handcuffed to his steering wheel. Impressive shit

 

Not so fast dood, she sporting a beer mug

 

And very low tolerance for disrespect. She is missing the “give a fuck” gene. I think she got an extra chromosome to make up for it.

 

The way I see it going down.

Steering wheel guy makes a comment about K-boys stock headlights.

K-boy calls his Aunt, who swoops down and lays a beating on Steering wheel guy.

K-boy lives the rest of his days knowing that he stood up for himself...

 

This chick is too good to be true. I’m calling bullshit. She doesn’t exist. @Kamille.bidan prove me wrong

 

Next time someone tries to say we aren't evolved from apes I'm just going to show them this thread.