yOuR pArKiNg LiGhTs ArE tO bRiGhT! What?

We gonna tear this mo’fucka up.

 

Tina Turner?

 

When I lived in Alabama I lived in a trailer. I am not white. Not fully anyway. Splitsies, right down the middle.

 

So you are insulting me because you think my correlation of having balls means they are brave instead of stupid? Let's pump the brakes a little here tough guy. Relax...

 

I guess if a tornado hit, only the white half of you would die. Cool.

 

BRING IN THE AUNTS!!! Lets get this going, dis gonna be gooood

 

You were in the Last Battlefield Star Trek episode...you are Loki

 

I once met Ike Turner in a guitar center parking lot. He drove a Mercedes with a license plate that said IKE. I was like “whoa you must be Ike Turner”

he didn’t say a word. Just popped his trunk and walked around, came back with a glossy headshot, handed it to me. It said “The I Still Like Ike Fan Club”

We jammed for like a minute.

 

Lol! This thread has turned into the typical badass/dbag online dick measuring contest.

 

How the fuck can I relax when you are telling me that my future baby momma has testicles? You shattered my dreams! Tough guy?? You betcha.

 

A true tough guy would sleep with a woman with balls...

 

I won’t be sleeping.

 

I feel like I could hold off an entire platoon of Stockton Aunties if I were to be airdropped supplies.

any roller derby girls out there, hit me up if you want to use the name “Stockton aunties” immabout to trademark it

 

Because you'll be having too much fun?

 

The bottom or top half?

 

I was in a grindcore band named Stockton Aunties in 1985, so no dice.

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

Did he give you the "Stockton Slap"... Asking for friend

 

Bottom half is asian

 

No. He tried to give me the “Vista VD”