yOuR pArKiNg LiGhTs ArE tO bRiGhT! What?

So...that means what? You can run fast?

 

It means I can math with my toes

 

Big deal. I can count to ten on my toes too. Actually, I can count to 21 using my fingers and something else. Can you?

 

I’m good.

my aunt is a 5’9 180-200 black women. No reason for her to be in a place like that bro.

 

Dude, I need to meet her NOW!! You tell her that this is our song.

 

No no no I can do the math where you figure out angles in space. The math with all the squiggly lines.

 

Yeah, you can have that. You ain’t impressing nobody’s aunt with that skill.

 

Shit is still waiting to be discovered. Way harder than anyone was ready for at the time.

 

Okay.

 

They look good to me.
Shine on!

 

Thank You. I’m counting on you to make this happen. I really need a lover that can double as a body guard. I’m tired of people cutting me off in traffic, cutting in front of me at the store and shit like that. I’ll just have to say, “baby, gimme some sugar” and she will lovingly give me a kiss... then clean house with those disrespecting assholes that think they can do whatever they want.

 

Toe city alert...

 

Exactly

 

I think he’s licking the wrong part of her.

 

He's a Dumbgeonist Trainee....