yOuR pArKiNg LiGhTs ArE tO bRiGhT! What?

Hour 8, getting closer

 

@CrippledHo
You writing this down?

 

This is borderline cruelty. But I'm still watching...

 

WOW!

Didn't suspect he was a Myrtle Beach/low country swinger.

 

Flirting with retinal damage?

 

All done. Little over 9 hours total.

 

That's what the lady looked like after Auntie got done teaching her a lesson about respect.

 

I let it rest for 6 hours, then pulled it at 4 am. It's gooooood

 

I pulled it at 4 am too. I wake up THIRSTY

 

Haaaaaaaaaaa

 

Still cooking at 4am? Tweakers...

 

Nah, had to feed my son. We just started him in his crib in his own room so he's not 100% sleeping through the night.

 

I know that feeling. Have an 18 month old.

 

Mine is the same way and he's 23.

 

Mines 3 months and a week. He was sleeping all the way through the night at 2 months, but that was in our bedroom, I've evicted him from there.

 

Story board time:

We open to a nameless man cooking his meat on the barbecue. He starts a story, setting the scene. Stockton California. A brief history and events flash over the screen. It's fast, no one cares, it's Stockton after all.

He begins his story, a boy pulls his Tacoma into the school parade, where he finds a triggered girl bitching about his DRL brightness. He makes a fast call and says one word, 'disrespect!' He hangs up and tells her to mind her own business.

2 1980's Cadillacs slammed to the ground and grinding sparks roll on the scene. You can see a fear in the eyes of the girl! Something is happening. All 4 doors on both cars open in unison. 8 very large women step out of the cars as the suspension returns to stock height. A tight view of a hand and a glass handle looking towards a panicked girl zooms out to reveal heavy beer mug wielding women, The Stockton Aunties!!! Hard rock from the Stockton Aunties band plays to set the tone as mugs start swinging, the girl doesn't stand a chance! The Aunties spit talking that she will now know how to be respectful and disappear in a flurry of sparks and the sound of grinding and struggling V8 engine exhaust.

The boy, Bamille Kodin stands back in the DRL glow clearly conflicted over the incident. He likes the girl and decides to start a relationship with her. He is conflicted and tries to justify the Aunties.

We break to the Aunties entry of the Stockton Trailer Park. Now they don't live here, that is beneath them, it's there's after taking down the former wife of the owner, one Sweet Gun and his son Stun T. Sweet Gun is now the lead Auntie's lover and Stun T is angry and withdrawn into his spider collection and doing maths with his toes. The Auntie finds this disrespectful but Sweet Gun has bigger plans, a death match between their love child and his disrespectful son Stun T.

We change scenes to a birthday party. It's a Princess Pizza party. Stun T is so happy, it's the best party he has ever had, he finally feels that maybe his dad loves him, only Sweet Gun has set a trap. The love child is ready to take Stun T out for good. The battle begins, elbow fly, beer is spilled. In the battle the lead Auntie takes out a woman and ends up in jail.

We break back to the story teller. He tells us that Sweet Gun is lost without his lover, Stun T has survived and is hiding in a basement. The meat is looking good as he tends to it.

Back to the story, Bamille Kodin still conflicted has lost his girlfriend and picking up Auntie from Jail. He confronts her about her path, she is unflinching and he succumbs to the mug. She arrives back at the trailer park. Sweet Gun is shacked up with blow up doll that once belonged to Stun T. Auntie takes him to his final resting place with a quick flick of the mug. The Aunties gather to celebrate the matriarch's return. But something isn't right, she smells the air. As she follows her nose she comes across our story teller, his meat ready to eat! Only little does he know, as a final twist to the plot, the Aunties are VEGAN! This disrespectful act costs our story teller his life at the handle of mug flurries. Closing caption, "In Stockton, you respect or you pay! The Aunties rule with a swinging Beer Mug!"

Credits roll

After credit scene, Stun T is found and mugged to death

Credits

After scene flashes of TW members hunted down one by one for reading this drivel, the Aunties are relentless.

End credits.

Sequel set up, 4RunnerWorld the next chapter!


Edit. All names have been changed for copyright reasons. Music by lockerstock.

 

Just what I need...