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DRL Pictures

 

You fucking Canucks. Love you guys! You sir have far more visionary skills than I. I just thought that at some point Aunt Mulva's ratio of disrespek committed to disrespek received will result in a massive brawl. While our hero (@stun gun ) is correctin', one of them big brown bags pops out. After a Deadpool moment of admiration and a witty comment, stunz speed- bags the shit outta that thing before the eye-gouge and swift retreat. Just trying to be a muse here...

 

Got in touch with my old bandmates from Stockton Aunties. They are on board.

 

Assuck?? I would give that dude a wide berth...

 

He’s actually a sweet fella. Nicest guy you’d want to meet. Father of 15. Assuck is a side project he did with the guys from Blink 182.

 

Cool! Gotta have balls to wear that shirt. I bet he's a bass player?

 

Flesh tuba last time I checked.

 

We’ll make sure he’s off camera, y’know, in case Disney wants to license.

 

Looks like he could speed-bag a titty or two.

 

Fuck yeah assuck brings back them memories

 

If you look closely, it’s not Assuck, it’s Assück.

It’s a minor difference, but helps get past the sensors when you try and sell your T-Shirts at Nordstrom’s.

 

I’m not wasting my time putting in the umlaut. I’m well aware of who they are

 

Stün Gün

 

That’s dope actually

 

Do it!

 

How?

 

Summon TheOneBob, make it so