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funniest quotes on TW

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by j83soldier, Nov 24, 2010.

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  1. Nov 24, 2010 at 2:15 PM
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    j83soldier

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    I am board and looking around on TW. There are some funny ass Mofo's here so I figured how bout make a thread with everyone's favorite and funniest quotes. Ill start by shamelessly plugging myself.

    "This is too funny though, everyone that rides has been at a red light and some fat chick either asks or just tries to jump on your bike for a ride. I had a double ducer (200lb) chick try to jump on mine friday night downtown. I didnt even see it comming and almost droped the bike. She said she just wanted a ride an was pissed when I told here there was a weight limit. Anyway I agree with the wheelie I would drop it to second and clutch it up, with that much weight on the back itd come to the 12oclock easy, hit the back break to hold it then come back down 3oo lbs lighter, a few blocks later you should feel something in you back pocket. Bam you just got your dignity back"

    Fat bitch on back of orange CBR 600 thread
     
    j83soldier, Nov 24, 2010
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  2. Nov 24, 2010 at 2:18 PM
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    Pugga

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    Pugga Pasti-Dip Free 1983 - 2015... It was a good run

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    My favorite quote on here so far, "Lift that shit, fat chicks can't jump!" I wish I could remember who said it.
     
    Pugga, Nov 24, 2010
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  3. Nov 24, 2010 at 2:19 PM
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    Jester243

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    Jester243 all I wanted was a god dang picture of a hotdog...

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    some of this, a little of that
    :D

     
    Jester243, Nov 24, 2010
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  4. Nov 24, 2010 at 2:26 PM
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    SteelRain

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    "the more you bitch, the scarier I'll drive"...LOL!!!
     
    SteelRain, Nov 24, 2010
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  5. Nov 24, 2010 at 4:33 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    I'm sure I have a few kicking around.
     
    Krazie Sj, Nov 24, 2010
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  6. Nov 24, 2010 at 4:44 PM
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    shitroc

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    lol thats a classic for sure,ive seen that one in window decal and bumper sticker form
     
    shitroc, Nov 24, 2010
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  7. Nov 24, 2010 at 4:47 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I said that to Julie....She wasnt amused :eek:
     
    chris4x4, Nov 24, 2010
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  8. Nov 24, 2010 at 5:03 PM
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    Pugga

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    Pugga Pasti-Dip Free 1983 - 2015... It was a good run

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    I tried "Get in, sit down, shut up and don't touch the radio"... I'd say it worked because she didn't say another word the entire time we were in the truck :D
     
    Pugga, Nov 24, 2010
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  9. Nov 24, 2010 at 5:03 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    LOL!! My Wife would punch me.
     
    chris4x4, Nov 24, 2010
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  10. Nov 30, 2011 at 7:25 PM
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    "If I shit in a bag and painted it different colors, added wheels, Nav, sunroof, and Onstar then mass produced it and sold it to the public I'd call it a GM product"
     
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  11. Nov 30, 2011 at 7:27 PM
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    crazyengineer

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    My favorite so far ^^^
     
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  12. Nov 30, 2011 at 7:28 PM
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    IDtrucks

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    IDtrucks Unhinged and Fluid

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    gotta be my favorite quote i have ever heard. i for sure am going to use that alot
     
    IDtrucks, Nov 30, 2011
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  13. Nov 30, 2011 at 7:28 PM
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    Thanks! I made it up all on my own :D
     
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  14. Nov 30, 2011 at 7:30 PM
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    04taco2wd Take your flame, ignite the world!!!!

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    I like the one in my sig...that was a funny ass thread. A bunch of guys arguing over 10 pages about a simple math problem...
     
    04taco2wd, Nov 30, 2011
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  15. Nov 30, 2011 at 7:32 PM
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    Have a few others floating around...
     
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  16. Nov 30, 2011 at 7:34 PM
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    haha anybody around for the "Im buff as shit" thread?
     
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  17. Nov 30, 2011 at 7:41 PM
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  18. Dec 1, 2011 at 12:12 AM
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    SlimDigg We Back!!

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  19. Dec 1, 2011 at 1:12 AM
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    hahaha. i saw that on FB. lol


    and i miss some of lrgrnr’s i also like the one in my sig.and some others i don’t remember.
     
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