We get it. Now shut up.

Damn it. That's what I was afraid of. I've heard that rumor about Texas and was hopeful that it was not true. Oh well. A mans got to do what a mans got to do. Bottoms up. I'll start a thread to let everyone know how I make out.

 

Good luck dude, let us know if the manual shifts better and if the cough is gone.

 

Ok now I've got four problems. My truck still shifts the same, it smokes like a mother, my ass burns and I'm still coughing. I'm starting to think that everything that I read on the internet is not true. Someone please advise.

 

When you inserted the cinnamon did you follow up with lemon juice? Its not too late. And for the truck shifting, did you make sure the floor mats are secure?

 

Advise you to lawyer up.... see my post in this thread on how to pick one.

You can believe that on the internet.

 

Was not aware of the lemon juice. Will try that as soon as I can. Toyota checked mats at time of delivery. Or so they say.

I will follow your directions on the lawyer as soon as I get the lemon juice up my ass to help with the burning.

 

Make sure it's Texas Toyota Taco Lemon juice otherwise it won't do anything and no lawyer will touch your case.

 

Damn store kept trying to sell me spark plugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG6VEW1ZVgM

 

Not do anything. God I've got to stop doing everything I read on the Internet. My ass is no longer burning. It's on freaking fire I crap you not there is flames down there. I had to call the fire department. Only good thing that came of it is the lawyer that just happened to be passing by when the fire truck pulled up says he will take care of everything. Said you people owe me millions. So now I got that going for me.

 

Sounds like you got a real shyster.... good for you cuz that's what you'll need.

Now get off the internet and go enjoy your truck.

 

Hard to enjoy the truck, if it catches on fire.

 

Planes fall out of the sky, boats sink, doesn't stop me from travelling on them.

Time for you to put the bag of Cheetos down, climb out of the beanbag, put on some clothes and live a little.

 

The visual imagery is scary.

 

I don't get the credit, I just paraphrased a joke from one of my favorite Texans, Mr Ron White

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rBBRIVYsc

 

"Big balls, big balls....whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they drag under you?"

Yeah...they are rather hefty. But I don't think I have the dreaded "ball lean".

 

Seems like a good place to post this.

http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/...375564902294/1024x576_9077291375564902294.mp4

 

Ingored. Ignored. Ignored. Ignored. And...... Ignored!

 

Damn!

 

Looks like it was the person in the black Tahoe's fault. Changed lanes without seeing Tacoma in his left-side mirror. Tacoma had to swerve then PT Cruiser swerved, over-correcting and ending up t-boning the Tacoma.