New England B.S. Thread

You should have pulled your truck up nose to nose with his car, put your high beams on and blasted the horn. Or pulled the guts out of the stems of his wheels before waking his ass up.

 

That would be awesome since I'm off Friday hehe

Or used the pa to yell at him haha

 

I'd have walked out with my friend Sig Sauer holstered not so concealed and told him to fucking beat it and that the cops were on the way.

 

My advice would be to put a hammer through his windshield and pistol whip his bitch ass.

 

I wouldn't have waited, to be honest. Somebody pulls into my driveway at 3AM blaring any kind of music and parks, they're getting a visit from Smith, Wesson, & me by 3:02.

 

I didn't even hear him until I woke up. I fell asleep with the TV on again so I didn't hear it until I turned it off.

 

Ah, I see.
I'm a light sleeper and I live in the country on a dead-end road; any noise outside other than the wind in the leaves wakes me up. Cars wake me up just by driving past during the summer, since the windows are open. Would never be able to sleep with the TV on.

 

I can sleep like the dead. But that would have got this guy my hand around his throat and perhaps my Kershaw hilt deep as well.

 

I need my TV to fall asleep to. I put the volume down low but loud enough to hear it and I put the sleep timer for an hour and I'm good

 

Could have taken a pry bar to the rear passenger door open the top of the door about half an inch. Then started making a fish tank with your Garden hose.

 

He'd wake up with his car playing Drip Drop instead of Hip Hop.

 

The possibilities for the situation are endless it seems. Would definitely have been funny to do something stupid just to teach them a lesson.

 

I'd be in favor of a Chicago sunroof..

 

Would be best if you could do it without waking him up and just leave him there to try and piece together his night.

 

I woulda just called the cops. Guy probably was doing the heroin nod. Coulda got him a one way trip to Walpole!

 

endless possibilities... guess I was too nice...

 

Especially where you got the bird. I had someone do a similar thing while turning around in my driveway..just sat there for a minute and flipped me off when I approached them. In fairness I had a small sledgehammer in hand as well at the time.

 

Got some "sun" in this morning taking the dog for her morning walk at Monomoy Wildlife refuge. Rain moved in around lunchtime.

 

Snagged my friends truck the other day and picked up my new boat. So my SAS fund is pretty much exhausted lol.