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The Oficial Funny Quotes Thread.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Nunavut, Mar 12, 2013.

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  1. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:10 PM
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    Nunavut

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    Find a funny quote? Post it here.

    Example.

    "The weather goes up and down like a hookers pants."
     
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  2. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:23 PM
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    "NO worries mon, sticky bun come soon"

    From the white jamacian VW commercial. lol
     
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  3. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:42 PM
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  4. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:43 PM
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    Nunavut, Mar 12, 2013
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  5. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:51 PM
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    Love that movie!
     
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  6. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:56 PM
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    2pac of Eminems for 50cent? Man thats Ludacris!
     
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  7. Mar 12, 2013 at 1:14 PM
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    go find the 9 min intro for that movie. It doesn't get any better than that.
     
    krap22, Mar 12, 2013
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  8. Mar 12, 2013 at 1:17 PM
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    That movie in gen is awsome
     
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  9. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:13 PM
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    Confucius say...

    "Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day."
     
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  10. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:17 PM
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    "It's time to kick @ss and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum..."

    -Duke Nukem
     
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  12. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:28 PM
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    One of my favorites. :cool:
     
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  13. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:29 PM
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    *Official.
     
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  14. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:51 PM
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    You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

    Adrain Cronauer, Good Morning Vietnam.
     
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  17. Mar 15, 2013 at 7:09 PM
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    oh damn. i had a good one the other day but now i can’t remember what it is. I’ll try and remember.
     
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    "I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie"
     
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    Thank you good sir for pointing out my douchebaggery. :anonymous:
     
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