30 and younger thread

Every guy is. Don't deny it.

 

Nope. 2 holes and 1 pole is OK, not 2 poles and 1 hole.

So what you are saying is you are looking for that kind of thing though? I'm sure Ben could arrange something for you there.

Edit: And I have already had my experience with the good 3way. I'll leave it to the younger folks now who can do it.

 

Hahaha wait now...what?

 

He said you're into DP

 

I get all that, I'm laughing at his edit lol

 

Married... I'm lucky sometimes to get a 1 on 1 these days. And with her being home all the time, it can get tough (I was going to use HARD here instead) to get 1 on 5 time.

 

Pretty close to the truth. Before we were married, it was every day... and she was mostly the instigator.

Post marriage and post kid, lucky if its once a week. Don't get married any time soon.

 

Haven't you heard? It's ok if it's a 3 way. It's not gay if it's a 3 way. With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.

 

Poor Ben

 

strange before the baby it was whenever there was time in the day everyday. after the baby and hormones its "idc if were parked at a church and a nun is staring at me just do it" <--- that didnt happen but you understand what i mean

 

Woah that was uncalled for

 

Well fuck you too cockgobbler



I don't know what were talking about

 

I really hate stupid people.

 

Flickr man. You get a TB for free and it has the best upload. Not nearly as much compression as PB.

lack of common sense is my least favorite part of people.

 

Just uploading them to Flickr, wow!

 

Here's the pic that I liked the most...

 

Yea it works good.

 

So I went to get gas earlier. There were only two pumps open so I followed this other girl driving over to them. While I'm right behind her she STOPS at the closet pump. So I'm like wtf I'm not going to go past you and back up nor wait for you. So I rolled down my window and asked her nicely if she could pull forward. She said sure and did. I got out and yelled "thank you" to her pretty loudly. So did my thing and she's so retarded that she had to turn her car around because the tank was on the other side. About halfway through she says to me in this really bitchy tone "by the way YOU'RE WELCOME for pulling forward" I was like "uh, I did say thank you. You must not have heard me." and she rolled her eyes at me.

Wish I could have bitched slapped her. And I thought of all this awesome stuff I could have said afterwards lol.

 

How it always goes..haha

 

Don't give me a lecture about common courtesy when you're the bitch who didn't pull forward...which is common courtesy.