MD Fabwerks ECU Body Armor Group Buy Feeler

If they are strong enough to stop bullets, they are strong enough to protect us from urban mayhem and terrorists in our chaotic political climate that surrounds us every day.

It looks like armor plate. That's because it is.



But wait, there's more.

MD Fabwerks specially reprograms the electronics using a proprietary technology to create EMP pulses that will fool and redirect any guided projectiles. The best part is that they automatically sense any guidance systems with a 100-mile radius and immediately start jamming telemetry even before you know there is a problem.

In fact, you may never know you have a problem. Many of our customers say that their daily drive is so missile free, that they completely forget that the system is even working.

And it gets better. This is street legal in all 50 states, because it's operation is completely undetectable by law enforcement, and because it looks exactly like a stock Toyote OEM ECU.

MD FabWerks is offering a kit to fully encase your truck in this bullet- and missile-stopping magic.

Cost will depend on body style. Single cabs have less surface area than access cab or double cabs and DCLB, which are the most expensive, especially in Canada. DCFTMFL.

PM here if you are interested.

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Yes, the cover plates are fabbed from depleted uranium. Which makes a nice, loud ting! Better than OEM sheetmetal for sound signature. You wont' confuse you truck for one without the ECU armor.

 

No. Although depleted uranium is prone to corrosion and small particles are pyrophoric, we have coated it with a special clear epoxy to prevent corrosion.

 

In no case will it void your warranty unless you drive past a dealership.

 

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I just literally lol'ed

 

What about auto pilot during a sudden urge to masturbate in an unstable urban location while engaged in a firefight while driving?

 

Great question. We get this one a lot.

Most of the ones on Amazon are cheaply made look-alikes. They claim to have the EMP jamming electronics, but they are fakes. And it's too late to find out when you got an FGM-148 Javelin bearing down on you. Do you really want to take that chance and save a few dollars that will cost your life? That's up to you.

 

Can I buy this through Trends Auto?

 

Make sure you get one made in the USA, the ones made in China actually attract missiles. Ask me how I know.

 

I think there's not one of us who can honestly say this doesn't happen just about every day. So, obviously, we're way ahead of you.

The ECU is also programmed to detect hostile environments by sensing high frequency and percussive sounds, which will automatically engage A-TRAC, freeing you from all need to do the driving yourself.

However, MD Fabwerks absolves itself of all legal liability caused by any situation in which you are simultaneously engaging in onanism and small-arms combat, which, let's face it, is really the same thing.

 

Wow you guys, I did not expect this amount of interest so quickly!

Unfortunately, not at this time, but our future plans do include expansion to chain vendors, and Trend Auto is at the top of our list.

For now, this is only a direct-buy opportunity, but if we can show sales volume, we can get the big guys like Trends Auto interested!

 

I can't answer that due to our confidentiality agreement with ourselves. But I can assure you they are not made in China on Tuesdays

This is a tragic truth, and I still can't comprehend why it hasn't made it into the "mainstream" liberal media.

 

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