Whats the story behind your screen name?!

I know I am much smaller in the cold, one might say an "innie". Nevertheless, still 6'3" whether is is -20 or 105 F, that is -28.9 or 40.6 C for you Canadians and for the dorks like me, 244.3 or 313.7 K.

 

my taco makes a roost

 

Last name is actually "Merica." Been "Cap" since I was a kid. Went through my entire Air Force career as "Captain America." I go by my middle name (Edward) or "Ed" for short. Ed Merica. Can't make this shit up.

In 1986, back in high school, we had a little nationwide party called "Hands Across America." At my school it was "Hands Across Ed Merica."

In basic training, I was constantly getting screamed at for the name - almost laughed once. "YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF SOOPER-HEEEROW? YOU A GOD-DAMNED PAY-TREE-YOT? YOU GONNA PUT ON YOUR UNDEROOS AND BEAT ME UP WITH A GARBAGE CAN LID, SON?!?!?!"

Just so y'all know, the CaptainAmeritruck is on its way. I'm getting my stuff together now. She will be righteous.

 

Well, I was watching "Gladiator" while I made my account.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i0u4jFmE78

 

Initials and first car (in sig). My go-to for every site.

 

your sig, I don't see it

 

I hate to argue, but i think its a little more than just pot causing all the crime.

 

exactly, it's people that aren't from here thinking that they can do whatever they want up. I wish they would bring back the blue ticket and deport these idiots up here back to where they came from.

Don't get me wrong people that come up here and really experience Alaska for the right reasons can stay.

There's 14 year old "drug dealers" shooting people and a kid stabbed his stepdad in the back of the head at the new movie theater. I had a shooting right behind my house. My boss's house got 7 bullet holes in it on black friday.

Kids like to go around and slash tires and steal snowmachines. People in the low to the ground cars... well I just make fun of them and when the snow falls we just enjoy the show.

People just don't know how to drive up here. they don't know anything about culture up here. no offense to military but its the military that is raising our rental prices to $1200-$1500 a month plus electric for a decent two bedroom small apartment. because up here if military live off base and rent in town renters see it as "garunteed money"

Then there's the base in Fairbanks, where I'm from, which has the largest concentration of clamidia in just about the whole world. and they love to knock up 13-14 year old girls.

okay im done.

 

Chlamydia*

NBD.

 

I was really hoping you made your name based on this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0999866/

 

Drove my truck off the lot and turned on the radio.. wwwwwwheeeeeeeeel innn thee skky keeeepss onn tuuuurninnnn!!!

 

Depends on what chart you use.

When I look at a BMI chart, I find my weight first.
Then I'm pleased to discover I'm a slim and healthy 6'-8" guy.

Unfortunately he's trapped in a 5'-9" chunky old guy's body.

 

Was in forestry school, part of that was summer camp where we cruised timber, dodged rattle snakes and whatnot. I was grazing on some dew berries I'd located, and since I'm big and ugly and was living off the land for lunch that day, my bro said I looked like a Louisiana White Bear. (there is a real sub-species of the black bear called the La black bear)

 

Because I'm an idiot, haha. I meant avatar/profile pic.

 

Ive driven all over the country, and i gotta say alaska has the worse drivers ive seen. People were tailgating in white out conditions. Usually the guys with the jacked up 4x4s! Ill say this, as many problems anc has its probably ten times worse down here in the ca bay... And also, id prefer to live in Alaska again. I love everything about that place..

 

It is my gamertag, I was born in 79. I also had a thing for Seven of Nine.

 

Mine just happened. Every time i have gotten into a hairy situation with my truck i just said "trucko you can make it" and i have made it through hence picking the name.

 

LOL Sorry this made me laugh while I was reading at work. Was a good laugh to break up the day earlier.

 

Never too late to the partay

 

TOO MUCH stuff to multi quote. Honestly, I feel like an average sized guy. I always see someone bigger and taller here in Wa and cause of that I feel like I'm actually short.