Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Surprised there aren't many coffee shops in the energy corridor, I'm stuck with that mediocre office drip unless I drive 15 minutes out of my way

 

of course I wake up too late to make proper coffee for myself

 

The descriptions are not nearly as much fun as the looks on their faces on the first sip.

 

I like my coffee Beyoncé colored

 

I like my coffee the way I like my women

 

Curls your toes and makes your eyes water??

 

I like my coffee brought to me by Rich.

 

...curls your toes and makes your eyes water ??

 

yeah, that's pretty good

 

strong and black?

 

sweet and creamy in color?

 

ground up and in my freezer?

 

Ac service tech.

 

AKA, the Commander of Cool

 

In Houston, in the summer, we worship him (them) like a god.

 

Jdmcu garage is boring

 

Lol everyone and their mother have a challenger over here. P magnet my ass.

 

Can you just buy something already?

 

Lol I've learned that impulse buys aren't always good decisions ! So taking my time with this one. It'll be my last truck/vehicle purchase for a while so its gonna be something I'll really be happy with.