Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Eh, more for flavor. Not to get drunk off of

 

Brewing a boilermaker instead of just mixing one. Interesting

 

I'll be damned. Dennis has a good idea.

http://boozedandinfused.com/2012/05/05/coffee-bourbon/

 

That works.

 

You shouldn't, I have no intention of trying to out-GIF the head-GIFer.

 

And he's sober, double-damn!

 

True! Most of my creativity comes from drinking

 

Why does your creativity involve a hammer and saw?

No. We just get drunken ramblings from you.

 

You should brew a coffee pale ale, like early morning shakes from Oasis

 

Eh. That doesn't sound too tempting to me.

I'll make another coffee stout before a pale ale.

And I definitely will not be making a sour. If people want sour, they can eat a pack of sweet tarts

 

Get the order right, drink, then rant and ramble. Do it the other way and you're just a whiny bitch.

 

It's actually really good, I have a crowler filled with it so next time I head to Houston il bring it.

You know you wanna make a gose

 

Crowlers are illegal in Texas now. Thanks TABC.

 

If you are a brew pub or brewery you can have the machine, but realistically TABC can eat a bowl of dicks

 

And have second servings.

It seriously sucks for the people that invested 5K+ in those machines.

Maybe I can buy one for 1K.

 

Yep! All the growler places I go to are selling there machines to brew pubs

 

A saw to cut and a hammer to out back together?

 

Sheeeeet...

 

Yep sucks monkey balls.
So we're having a vodka infusion competition at work and they want me to participate but I don't drink vodka so I have no clue what to do with it besides throwing it in the trash