Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

^But the spokesperson is Masuimi Max?

 

My legs hurt from being so tingly. Shit!!! And the high five at the end at the very top. I would be afraid of being knocked over backwards.

 

I would've shit myself just looking over the first ledge.

 

I said I could do it (watch the video) without my hands getting clammy. Yeah, my whole body is drenched, as if I just finished a marathon.

 

My thought too, your buddy comes in too hard on the high-five, then you're floating through your final minute.

 

Awesome

 

http://m.mysanantonio.com/lifestyle/article/College-junior-rides-her-Barbie-Jeep-adound-6478450.php

 

Dip shits....dip shits everywhere!

 

Yesterday I get a call at work from my 13 year old crying. Someone dressed in black on back porch with gun!!! Then says theres a bunch of guys with guns. So I had her have gramps haul ass down (lives 9 blocks away) and pick her up. Well it was the cops and SWAT. They got her out of our house, hopped 3 fences and got her to safety and to my father in law.

I'm driving 100 mph home (15 miles from work) and everything is blocked the fuck off. So I go down the little street behind my house to jump my fence and go home....nope.

6 cops are at my back fence, one on my shed with an AR15 and police dogs just chillin!!!!

I get out of my truck and 2 cops come up to me and I said "that's my fuckin house!" I asked if I could jump my fence and go home. Nope! "we are using it as a command post" 2 cops in my living room and shit!!!!!

I said "is there a problem with the fuckface next door neighbor?" Officer says "YEP"!!!

On Monday, our neighbor lady called the cops on her boyfriend for domestic dispute. Cops issued him a restraining order and he got in his truck and left. So fast forward to last night and this asshole came back, broke out a window, covered the house in a few gallons of gas, said he had explosives and guns!!!!! This motherfucker is less than 30 feet from my living room.

I told the officer with the rage I got flowin thru me right now, they shoild turn me loose on the cockstain. He giggled and said no. I said you have my permission to shoot him in the fuckin face.

3 hours later the asshole comes out and they arrest him and now everywhere on my street smells like gas!!

Really dude because of a woman!!! Fuck off!

I can't go home because you wanna be a dick? My daughter freaked out of her mind. Real nice! WTF!!


YEP - Dip shits....dip shits everywhere!

 

Yikes. Neighbors can make or break a good living experience. I'm pretty lucky currently.

 

I've been in my house since I had it built 11 years ago. 1st bad experience I've had (except for a few things stolen off front porch over the years) and these people just moved in about a year ago!!!!!!!

 

Holy. Shit.

 

Shoulda just lit the house on fire.....

 

I told the cop that i'll flick a match as long as the fire truck behind me will make sure my house don't go poof!!!!!

 

Holy sheet

 

That is some serious fucktardery there. Glad you guys are all ok....

 

Thanks man. I couldn't believe that shit was happening.
When I yapped with the cops in my yard for half hour I said "what the fuck is going on in this damn country"!!!!!!
He just shook his head and said "I don't know man, I just don't know"!!!

 

And I thought my neighbor was a jerk. There is a reason I have 150' of 8' fence between our properties. Unfortunately you win the asshole next door neighbor award.

 

^Keep your enemies close, and your neighbors closer...

 

That's one pussy you don't want to fuck with!