AZ BS Thread 2.0

All I can keep hearing Is the country song jack daniels kicked my ass again last night

 

Ha you're bout right.

 

Welp when that motorcycle rear ended me last year it bowed my frame out about 1/8in so were just gonna back half it

 

I drank a bottle of Bushmills one night... It wasn't good.

My best friend brought a bottle of 20+ year old Glenn from Ireland. It was fresh from the aged barrels. This bottle coated a lot of money and I took one smell and said no thank you. That's how bad my relationship with whiskey is.
I can't drink anymore, it fucking destroys me. Turkey Creek I will maybe have a beer or two.

 

Hehehehe i will bring a bottle next time there is a meet. Oh actually I will be in tucson next wed

 

FUCK YOU!!!!
i dont drink, haha!

 

What are you coming down this far for? I really can't stand the stuff anymore. Use to be the guy who could drank a bottle that sat in my truck in PHX July heat at high noon.

 

This guy makes my stomach churn. Don't watch if JD makes you queezy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIGPO90xYG4

 

That guy has a problem...

 

right? I have a hangover just watching it.

 

Yeah yeah yeah I know you dont. Bitch

 

I had a guy on my football team in college that could do that. Barely phased him.

 

Work. I come down about 6 times or so for work meetings a year. I cant drink hot jack. But room temp is how I like it or over 1 ice cube. But not cold.

 

What do you do again?

 

I have a buddy who does this with just about any booze you want to provide him. Though he always ends up puking it out within the hour unless it is beer. It's fun watching him slam 40oz's in just a few seconds.

 

Sometimes you've got to just call it quits with certain things. Alcohol was mine. From 17-22 I was a drinker. By the time I could legally drink in a bar I could put down many pitchers, shots and mixed drinks. I was making very bad decisions.

Drink... Puke... Drink

I was a man on a mission to kill myself back then

I was such a dumb kid

 

Yeah I dont know anyone who can do it with liquor, but I've got a couple buddies who can slam some pretty large mugs of beers. One of them we were at a bar and he asked for 2 beers and she said she could only serve one beer to a person at a time. So she brings the beer to the bar counter and before she could place my beer down in front of me, he put it down the hatch and slammed the mug down on the bar counter. She was so astonished that he did it, that she offered 2 rounds of beers for us on the house if he could do it again in front of the rest of the bar. He jumped up on the bar and chugged the beer even faster. He's a legend in that bar now.

 

Retail sporting goods manager

 

Sweet so you head down here to sportsman warehouse or something?