Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Please teach me!

 

Lol ok!

It all comes down to one rule. If you don't have money for it. Don't buy it. Same with a credit card. If you don't have cash to pay it. Then don't buy it.

People take the buy now pay later as in you don't need money at all. Lol

 

Lesson over! Class dismissed!

 

Yes, this will end well.

 

No no no. I thought you were gonna teach me the way?!

 

You already did it that way and failed

 

Stranger danger

He who dies with the most debt wins

 

Well, this happened yesterday. ....

Might cost me 75 bucks to fix

 

This all makes perfect sense .. Are you drunk already?

 

Time to put some curb feelers on it

 

Not till 1pm

 

But but now the credit card companies are sending me "pre approved loans" and asking if I want an increase on my credit lines!? the temptation is strong! Lol

 

I haven't seen those things since 1995!

 

Lmao they already know you fucked up once. That's why they want you to do it again.

 

Time to bring them back! Get the extended length ones though so it looks like catfish whiskers

 

Lol they all look like catfish whiskers

 

Good morning.

But that isn't American, you commie bastard.

CREDIT CARD

He may stay in a state of permanent inebriation?

 

No shit. Got one credit card down from 1,500 to $200 and then I get a email
"We have increased your credit amount to $3,500"
Like fuck... Lol

 

I don't even use a credit card. I have one, just don't use it.

 

I got 4. Used to use all 4. Then cut em up. Now they're all almost paid off thank god lol.