What did your Goat do today ??

Mine decided to "help" change the plugs on my corolla by chewing the wires...

This is Jack (daniels)

Jack is a little A-hole

 

Sub'd because I want goats. Unfortunately my current property lacks the acreage to keep them happy.

 

Jack likes to come in the garrage, jump on top of unstable things like the drill press.

Then, when he sees me, he bounds off with enough force to fkin domino effect everything over.

 

I am a city address in Louisiana. They arr not Illegal here. I have 1/4 acre with3 pygmy's and i lost count on my laying hens. i could comfortably fit 6 or more of these little goats on my 1/4 acre in the summer because it grows to fast here. They could necer eat it all down to bare dirt.

 

How many do you have? I see the little white fella in the back there.

Edit: beat me to it

 

Friend of mine's ex-wife raised goats. They're yummie.

One obnoxious one kept head butting me and annoying me. I got him off behind my truck and hit him on the butting part of his head with a big wrench. He kinda staggered and looked at me like "now you're speakin' my language". No more problems.

 

I FUCKING LOVE GOATS. I HATE YOU

 

This might be the weirdest thread I've seen on this site. I'm okay with it. Goats are awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWvefaN8USk

 

I have to have these animals to control the jungle and bugs from the "hurricane Katrina" lots next to me. The property owners dont keep it cut...

Thats my place on the edge

 

Ok, here is $hit head. He is also an Ahole, but my daughter loves him.

 

Goats are the ultimate DGAF animals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUNMBw6p73k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1uDTbb-VfI

 

I taught the goat some manners, which he badly needed, their heads are made for bashing into each other.

 

A CrawDude escaped the bag before we tossedem indapot. It ddidn't get far

MyLap hen. Her name is queen bioch

 

The Coyotes here are small and timid. Repo here keepsem atbay

 

^^ looks like he's asleep on the job

 

are they pretty good pet?

 

My first pet was a goat. Taught him to jump on my shoulders like a dog would. And we would teeter totter back and forth butting heads. lol

 

Manners? How did you accomplish that???

Miner are like
"oh, isht, hees coming back. Act like its cool and he wont notice we was onda roof and pylled off the whirlybird.."

 

Mine ate the screen off a door and window and dad chased him with pic pipe and ended up breaking his shoulder cuz the goat was to fast and nimble. Lol

 

Yes, but more destructive than a dog. (Except digging, they cant really dig)

They don't look agile, but they will get ontop the tacoma and isht allover the cab. Leave the door open for 2 sec? Ok, "hey guys, lets pull all this stuff out the truck, baaaaaaaahha"